sophie

fat and unenjoyable

[sophie @srosezucker]

so sad to have a good hair day and understand its impermanence: this good hair, despite its goodness, will pass, & there are bad hair days to come

[sophie @srosezucker]

lawrence of arabia at museum of the moving image

[sophie @srosezucker]

places i've been with a long line for the men's bathroom and no line for the women's: betty who concert. titanique. kesha concert. configurable IT platform professional conference

[sophie @srosezucker]

marty supreme 70mm early screening

[🂱 @laylology]

When people visit New York and ask what to do I'm like so there's this single-person escalator at Delancey-Essex

[sophie @srosezucker]

the last sound i hear on my deathbed will probably be optum specialty pharmacy’s hold music

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Look I don't condone it but intentionally reducing your iq in order to live happily in Kansas City isn't the worst way to spend your future

[sophie @srosezucker]

i often text the words "my hero", for instance when a friend is doing something on my behalf. as of a recent update, iOS now auto-completes that phrase as "my hero academia". wrong. i have never once said that. stop putting nerd words in my mouth

[sophie @srosezucker]

the default fun-little-drink milk being oat rn is a psyop coordinated by Big Carbohydrate

[sophie @srosezucker]

anyone else feel like killing all the spotted lanternflies has accidentally provoked rapid survival of the fittest evolution and we’ve unintentionally created a race of elite lanternflies that jump further and fly longer than their ancestors?

[trash jones @jzux]

they are inventing new, scarier guys specifically for my hinge feed

[sophie @srosezucker]

love to accumulate Girly medical problems: sensitive skin, fainting, hypermobility..... every day i grow frailer but in a sexier way than my normal frailty

[sophie @srosezucker]

looking for the product manager responsible for the "search" function in the new yorker app..... i have some constructive feedback

[mariana @pastapilled]

I'm gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful like a tweet or a close friends story

[molly @molllllusk]

being a woman who sweats easily and profusely should be a protected class

[sophie @srosezucker]

took approximately 1 year break from dieting. back on my bullshit due to interactions w men. remembering..... this sucks

[POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male) @POOPSCRUFFIN4U]

Talking to medical insurance people (kill me) and I eventually got so heated that I said "look if you can't help me with this, you are either incompetent or sadistic" and the lady on the other line said "ok ma'am I am not incompetent" LMFAAAAOOOOOOO

[sophie @srosezucker]

just got in a cab home from the airport and when i said “crown heights” he said “i don’t know … crown. what is that?”

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

having a new crush is going to keep me alive and then it will kill me

[sophie @srosezucker]

if linkedin games were as popular as nyt games, ppl would be going crazy about today's crossclimb word for "rude person" being "boor" instead of "dick". instead it's just me

[sophie @srosezucker]

i got a rug for my living room because i thought it’d improve my life. it hasn’t improved my life at all. did i get the wrong rug?

[sophie @srosezucker]

going absolutely crazy this saturday night. and by that i mean…. i subscribed to the economist