places i've been with a long line for the men's bathroom and no line for the women's: betty who concert. titanique. kesha concert. configurable IT platform professional conference
i often text the words "my hero", for instance when a friend is doing something on my behalf. as of a recent update, iOS now auto-completes that phrase as "my hero academia". wrong. i have never once said that. stop putting nerd words in my mouth
anyone else feel like killing all the spotted lanternflies has accidentally provoked rapid survival of the fittest evolution and we’ve unintentionally created a race of elite lanternflies that jump further and fly longer than their ancestors?
love to accumulate Girly medical problems: sensitive skin, fainting, hypermobility..... every day i grow frailer but in a sexier way than my normal frailty
Talking to medical insurance people (kill me) and I eventually got so heated that I said "look if you can't help me with this, you are either incompetent or sadistic" and the lady on the other line said "ok ma'am I am not incompetent" LMFAAAAOOOOOOO
if linkedin games were as popular as nyt games, ppl would be going crazy about today's crossclimb word for "rude person" being "boor" instead of "dick". instead it's just me