Unreal Scott Johnson

gday folks...I am your friendly fun loving director of Scottish rugby...and it may be a parody

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

After the soccer lot getting beat by Engerlund last night time to throw a shrimp on the barbie and restore some pride for my new nation

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

So after that defeat on Saturday the big Aussie dream boat will be back in charge against Togo or whoever it is that we play this weekend

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Fern and I will both be belting out the national anthem for sure...been up all night learning 500 miles

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

1st cap for the Bezza today...I've told him it doesn't come as a snap back #youthoftoday

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Game day...We are gonna pump Wales #waltzingmatilda

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

@AndyNic9 @cookie0255 @MarkSBBennett makes sure hairspray and conditioner is out for me pal #flowinglocks

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

games night in the team room...hungry hippos is a favourite....basically means throwing cheeseburgers at the front row and watch #fattys

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

worried about playing the all blacks in th blackest jersey ever...If it wasn't enough that they are the best team they now have this too

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

@davidsole678 look after number 1 my friend! #ianswertonoone

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Fern Cotten has had enough time to get this squad sorted and he's decided the best way is the Glasgow way...Full of drunks and assaults then

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

It's that time again...autumn international....This is when I prove that I can win the World Cup

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

JK Rowling should have given me a million for my vote against independence...when I talk a nation listens #power #scottysaysno

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

@RBS_Rugby_Lad @Scotlandteam go back to letting me pick the team #simples

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Putting Maple Syrup on everything here...including Ferns head to make it shine like the start he is #harmony

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Decided to let my hair grow a bit...what do we all think? #hotstuff

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Just come back from partying with lil wayne, drake and nicki minaj...and yes Stuart Hogg did pump her #tryscorerbonus #baller

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

@dentweezy I'll tell the jokes big man

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Looking forward to playing USA tonight..think the game will be won or lost in the 3rd quarter..Fern better use his time outs well #scotland

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

Not seen as many screaming girls at Murrayfield since we denied England the grand slam in 2000

[Unreal Scott Johnson @srurugbyguru]

@PeterVardy @timbovisser @Scotlandteam could you please refrain from leaning on my car for photographic purposes boy's? #muchappreciated