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[sru @srutraders]

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[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

whenever you think of trusting base, remember this thread

jesse pollak’s coins

the head of base used the official coinbase X account to promote “base is for everyone” on zora. it spiked to $17M mcap in an hour. crashed 90% to $1.9M within 20 minutes. people thought it was an official base token. jesse said it was “an experiment” and that he “personally approved the post”

months later he launched his own JESSE token through the base app. called it a “creator coin, not a memecoin.” two snipers extracted $1.3M from it within seconds of launch. the token peaked at $25M and dumped. $50M in volume flowed through it and the regular users who trusted the head of base got sniped by bots while he collected LP fees

he then used those LP fees to buy other creator coins on zora. so the fees generated from his community getting sniped went to propping up more creator coins that also dumped

him and brian promoted tokens linked to balaji srinivasan and other figures. all crashed. one critic pointed out “the same users kept eating the downside on team-promoted tokens.” nobody at base adjusted

he endorsed a soulja boy token, a person zachxbt publicly documented running 73+ token promotions, 16 NFT collections, most of them rugs or abandoned, earning $730K+ from paid crypto scams. jesse invested $1,500 and promoted it publicly. zachxbt’s report was from 2023. it was public. the head of base either didn’t bother to check or didn’t care

he shared a GIF playing on “base is for everyone” that rotated through the phrases “base is for pimping” and “base is for squirting.” had to publicly apologize. the guy running a coinbase-backed chain, a publicly traded company, posting this to hundreds of thousands of followers

after all of this he said base won’t “pump tokens” or “support the chart behind the scenes.” the same person who launched multiple coins that dumped on his community won’t help yours. his charts get LP fees. yours get abandoned

the $BRIAN disaster

brian armstrong, CEO of coinbase, $50B+ publicly traded company, changed his pfp to a $BRIAN memecoin. 10,000 people bought in. the CEO of the chain is backing it: what could go wrong? he removed the pfp 23 hours later. coin went to zero. 10,000+ people down 99% after trusting the literal CEO

1/3

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

We've been drinking alcohol (wine + beer) for at least 14,000 years. And every ancient recommendation about alcohol said do it in moderation and it'll be fine. Which is exactly what modern research discovered. Lindy

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@Cbb0fe hacked?

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@bisq_network I think you handled it very well

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@SplitCapital TRILLIONS

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@michcrafts @Plasma another twink working for @Plasma

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@cz_binance cz you will go to jail (again), soon!

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@arthur0x go ahead…

[tk ⛽️ @tomkysar]

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@whalecalls @CryptoCred @AgentChud ok unc

what happened to the whalecalls account

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@ceterispar1bus Here's a draft reply to the tweet:

Hey, I’m a real human, promise! 😄 No AI slop here. I get why you’re fed up—those bots are relentless. Keep rocking it, moron! 😉 Hope that proves I’m legit.

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@onchainocean @ceterispar1bus @0xSisyphus yes my nig

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@nahnah64 @mlmabc someone tell him to bid hype, its time

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@degengambleh no

[yung macro 宏观年少传奇 @apralky]

my timeline has infinity IQ130+ tech ppl recently interested in macro/rates and their takes are genuinely orders of magnitude shallower than those of a IQ100 broker after 6 pints at lunch

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@0xSisyphus ??

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@ViktorBunin @0xSisyphus why date equal age lmao

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@mlmabc h4ck3d