one of the locals

NO! no no no no!!! he/him

[marko ꕤ @nottherealmarko]

if you’re gay and italian you’re born spiritually evil

[‏ً @ewedunega]

How it feels to post things about politics to your Instagram story

[trash jones @jzux]

me texting a new friend: so excited to hang tomorrow! :) made a reservation for 7:30

me texting an old friend: did u know tjey found Ice Age in osama hard drive

[one of the locals @sry_wrongnumber]

the hottest people u know are WOLFING DOWN rotisserie chicken in the grocery store parking lot

[Jesse @d0wnsideofme]

holy fucking shit

[chase @cfree94]

DO SOMETHING @FBI @KamalaHarris @ChappellRoan

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

oh hell yeah i always wanted to live in a world where effectively everything i see, hear, touch, and consume is owned by just 2-3 dudes

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

my most libertarian take is that if you can successfully pull off something like this for that long and with such high quality they try to promote you, they should just give you the license

[GL @gldivittorio]

This NYC Is Not For Sale rally had everything: Zohran, Bernie, AOC, Brad Lander, Hasan Piker, Stavros Halkias, two of my exes, Kathy Hochul opportunities for improvement, union leaders, Abrahamic religion leaders, DSA chants, increasingly specific “_____s for Zohran” t-shirts

[liz @unrequiet]

when you dont say goodnight to me thats abandonment

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[one of the locals @sry_wrongnumber]

menthols should make your teeth whiter

[Thorne 🍁 @ThorneChan]

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

[one of the locals @sry_wrongnumber]

chainsmoking adjacent but it’s peeling & eating a bunch of clementines back to back to back

[one of the locals @sry_wrongnumber]

fully disassociating in the nuts & bolts aisle of the hardware store

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[one of the locals @sry_wrongnumber]

i need to take my f cking swim trunks off

[N @dearvotion]

Corn in all its colors.