Sarah Schuler

Happiest with a Moscow Mule in one hand and a puzzle in the other

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

I've been waiting longer for this livestream than Jackie waited to date Josh after ending things with Marshall #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlind

[Minnesota Vixen Football 🏈🦊 @MN_Vixen]

$233,333: the average cost of every commercial second in tonight’s big game. That amount could sponsor a #WFA team’s entire season. So we’re asking brands to take a look at @WFAfootball and help us grow this amazing sport.
#GiveUsASecond
#WFAPro #WFAproud

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

@DanaWessel My friend does ghost tours of St. Paul!

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

A white noise machine- but instead of ocean sounds it's pasta boiling

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

Only watching NFL games on Nick from now on

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

Vikings fans should get free therapy sessions after every game, jeez

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

Tbh I love seeing all the Spotify Wrapped summaries from my friends

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

4 accidents on my street before 9am. Love winter in St. Paul

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

We need a drive thru pizza place

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

I do not have time for men that use voice memos on Bumble

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

@notnotAlexBates I can't do it 🤣

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

I've seen a movie where a man keeps women chained up in his basement and cuts their body up a little at a time to sell to rich dudes that eat it, but the most fucked up movie I've seen this year is still Gremlins.

[grace birnstengel @grace__]

SOUTH ST. PAUL IS ACTUALLY A SEPARATE CITY THERE'S ALSO WEST ST. PAUL WHICH IS TECHNICALLY ALSO SOUTH OF ST. PAUL BUT NOT THE SAME AS THE WEST SIDE OF ST. PAUL WHICH IS A NEIGHBORHOOD. NORTH ST. PAUL IS ALSO A SEPARATE CITY BUT EAST ST. PAUL IS A NEIGHBORHOOD CALLED THE EAST SIDE

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

Saint Paul boys > Minneapolis boys

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

Being late is so fucking disrespectful

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

@93xhams @93xashley Competitive jigsaw puzzling

[Sari Beth Rosenberg @saribethrose]

Guns have more rights than women in America.

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

I'm pretty sure I'm my dog's Emotional Support Human

[Sarah Schuler @sschuler95]

Is it normal to keep a list of future dog names in your notes app? Asking for a friend...