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⚧️♎️♌️♊️ elf bar connoisseur

[eden! @sseraden]

goodbye forever twt

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

One of the easiest pleb tests is mistaking inauthentic food for bad food. Pretending to be disgusted by a greasy Tex-Mex burrito is an undignified affectation of the upper-middle-class

[eden! @sseraden]

@svershbow @balenciagamos yes exactly!! professional cleaning is a skilled job & an art form, no 2 cleaners are alike and everyone's process is personal and methodical!!

[eden! @sseraden]

@JulieMontoya20 @MxVivianWulf @HeraldOfBelakor wait do you mean that in the case of this person actually being a minor, obvi they needed an adult's id to get on the site, so if that's the case that adult is a sex offender too? bcs if so i wholeheartedly agree

[bobby @bobby]

i think this is the first internet video that has fully burrowed into my brain since vine died. i've been walking around mumbling it to myself like a psycho for like two weeks.

[eden! @sseraden]

@DungeonBawler @bobby SHE MEANR FRIPTOS

[eden! @sseraden]

y'all i'm out of the universal experiences ring i'm finally free!!

[sh☆z @certishaz]

a soul crushing situationship at 19 and a mind debilitating friendship breakup at 23 are canon events

[eden! @sseraden]

ppl like this have the devil whispering in their ear telling them what to say, and they go on and tell everyone else it's the word of God

[eden! @sseraden]

I go into houses that look like these every day. As a professional cleaner, these women are always so grateful. At the end of the clean I see the weight of depression lift ever so slightly, seeing a certain type of magic you'll never see- the magic of a changed life.

[eden! @sseraden]

@MissBunFee @followingmoon1 @PeteKurtzGlovas @kthorjensen https://t.co/KYsXWqh3aE

[followingmoon @followingmoon1]

@PeteKurtzGlovas @kthorjensen Okay then explain how you know this person is going to recovery while posting from a trap house smooth brain?

[Eric @ericxmorrison]

i need to go to tennessee

[eden! @sseraden]

@followingmoon1 @PeteKurtzGlovas @kthorjensen what trap house do you know with a toilet paper rack and everything's all shiny white. quickly, i'm listening!

[eden! @sseraden]

no i actually knew this would be will smith at the oscars the moment i saw "assault" get better

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

you will never guess the assault

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@JUNlPER all roads lead to eugenics on the internet

[witchy ✶ working on new things @morningwitchy]

((yelling from the rooftops)) if anyone out there is ever looking to have a bird, consider a pigeon rather than something like a parrot!!

theyre much better suited for living with people (you dont have to worry about mentally fucking them up), you can fully pet them and-

[Ceecal @Ceeccal]

If you see an 18 year old girl at Target buying these plates and fighting with her mom you can’t intervene. It’s a canon event

[eden! @sseraden]

not slungeboob tho 🤯

[moved, read 📌 @oldvelvet64]

that one post that said you could spell spongebob as wrong as you could and he would still pop up in gifs

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

‘The Bear’ is very authentic except that the props department didn’t give Richie the biggest fucking Otterbox phone case you’ve ever seen.

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Unpopular trans opinion : voice training can actually be fun

[eden! @sseraden]

@ChadNotChud don't say it dalaniac. don't open the floodgates.

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@DejectedDan @Memejoi34 @SiestaSocialist genuinely would rather it be her