G. Bush

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Only if it’s headed for San Antonio

[jake @wannabejake9]

Shaq would put his face on nuclear bombs if they paid him enough

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@marclou @MsameerAmalik LinkedIn only please. Amazon will work though if you boys need more lotion

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@capeandcowell And there’s our smudgeness

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I can’t believe Jojo Siwa’s dad ran for mayor of NY and lost

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Eggs Benadryl

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Chipotle employees are either a) allowed to take leftover meat home at closing, or b) under surveillance by the government of North Korea. Nothing else could explain this half scoop of steak at 10:55pm

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Physically, yeah

[She’s Fishy ➐ @ShesFishy]

Is Beyoncé bigger than Micheal Jackson?

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@BarefootJewess @TrueFactsStated I hate to inform you but you are a retarded person

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The bottom line is that it’s interesting how long your tongue will stay cold after you drink something cold (ice water) or eat something cold (ice cold hot dog)

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Imagine Go-Gurts but it’s cheese inside

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@thisguygrinds I think the people responding aren’t considering the scenario that the socks aren’t fresh out of the wash. Putting on your dads socks and feeling his warmth is so much more gay

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Forever - Chris Brown (Bag Pipe Remix)

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Thinking about being a mime for Halloween so I don’t have to fucking talk to anybody

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

Saddleback College held a discussion on potential new mascots, so a student sent me the zoom link.

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Feeling for all the girls who got lip injections but have to wear a mask now

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Can we pls just play queens cup for once

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Has anyone ever noticed how some people treat milk like a beverage but other people treat it like a condiment

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Vaping in public is like farting in church

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Thinking up inventions that can make life more convenient for gadget-loving dads. Imagine a sunglass/goggle hybrid that can be worn always, allowing for an effortless transition between land and sea.

Picture a commercial starring David Archuletta saying: “Behold, the Glaggles”