Shay Landgraab🌸

XO💋

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

“Você tá ocupado?”

Eu: "Não, porque?"

*Chamada de vídeo recebida*

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I know our periods be tearing our stomachs UP but we don’t talk enough about THE LOWER BACK. MY GAWDDDD😭😭

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

[Bobby_Dazzler @Inspector_khay1]

I got stranded one weekend and needed to make an urgent transfer, but Zenith Bank decided to misbehave. I called my girlfriend and asked if she could lend me the money, promising to send it back the moment my transaction went through.
She said, “I don’t think I can.”

I asked why, thinking maybe she had a genuine reason. She replied, “You know I don’t like taking money out of my savings.”

I asked again just to be sure I heard her correctly. She repeated the exact same thing.

I simply said, “Okay,” and ended the call. A few days later, I ended the relationship too.

It wasn’t even about the money. It was realizing I couldn’t count on the person I was planning a future with when I genuinely needed help.

[thememejester.bsky.social @TheMemeJester]

Oh, goodie. Holographic pizza again

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me :

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When Jerry summoned his cousin to come deal with Tom😂😂

[top 5 lgbt videos @lgbtqiarchive]

YOUNG WOMEN. gotta stop being VIDEO VIXENS. and start being VALEDICTORIANS. YOUNG MEN gotta stop being GANGSTAS. and start being GRADUATES!

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I went without hair, waxing, nails, dentist, doctor, coffee, hanging out, taking a vacation or buying an outfit all 2025 and you know how much money I saved? NONE.

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

absolutely not.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

talk about a legendary Squidward crashout lol

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

Having boundaries is so fun, like surprise! I'm not going for that sht 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night: