Abby Jo

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

Uh its the worse when you buy wine and realize you have lost your corkscrew! Night ruined.

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

Its acceptable to not wear bras, right?

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

My favorite pair of jeans are done. Then I realized I have had them since junior year of high school... Whoops

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

@WildKyle_ not from Bailey's!

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

@YaDailyJay sooo incredibly stoked

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

We just ate an entire pizza.. @taffyhazard

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

@taffyhazard clanyon

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

I should wear a go pro on my head @taffyhazard

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

@WildKyle_ dick

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

What a good night at work! A customer buys me a shot and then tips me $40! Hell ya!

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

Restock on drugs, aisle Abby's nose- @laurentwaddle

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

@taffyhazard I should be back tonight!

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

@taffyhazard he would say that

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

People who post on facebook about their relationship problems are dumb. Stop trying to get sympathy from other people.

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

Last night escalated quickly @NickJamesFU @taffyhazard

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

Creeper: want to come talk outside
Me: um.. Sure
Creeper: I think you are cute & want to kiss u
Me: uh No you are married you fucking weirdo

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

I want to be healthy and fit but I love beer way too much! #dadcursedme

[Abby Jo @sshmabbysshmo]

Coke,molly, booze