Kevin Smith

I should probably put something clever here.

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

College has taught me you don't need fun to have alcohol

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

@iamtyodell https://t.co/6CPmIINbQF

[Sporting Kansas City @SportingKC]

Do you want a 🆓 #PS4 console?

RT & FOLLOW @SportingKC for a chance to win a PS4 or a copy of #FIFA18! #FIFA18xMLS #contest #FIFAFRIDAY https://t.co/sblh83yaaQ

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

#PaintTheWall #NoOtherClub

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

FULL-TIME: LEICESTER 1-2 CHELSEA! 🙌

GET IN!!! #LEICHE

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

@stephanieagabek speaking of a stroke or heart attack https://t.co/KQdfAgk7yW

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Having a big bum could put you at less risk of stroke, diabetes and heart attacks https://t.co/pnfmQth2X0

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

To repeat: the Boy Scouts say this call, described in detail by the president of the United States, did not happen. https://t.co/ihknjtnKMX

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

R.I.P. Sean Spicer as White House Press Secretary, 2017 - 2017

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

You know what @hulu stands for?

H: hope
U: u
L: like
U: commercials

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

@Mwilk11 When I turned 21 I thought I'd never get my id checked for a movie ever again but at 23 I did. Couldn't believe it haha

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

YO, I'M NEVER WATCHING A GIRL DR. WHO (ALSO NEVER WATCHED A DUDE DR WHO GIMME A CHIMP DR. WHO AND I'LL THINK ABOUT IT)!

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

@HEYitsMK Survey says yes, that is acceptable.

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

Everyone: OMG GoT is back on! The only show I've been waiting for all year!

Me, an intellectual:

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

You ever just feel inadequate?

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

Sleep when I'm dead right?

[Sam Kovzan @skovzan]

In case you forgot...

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

Beyoncé's twins are like 3 days old and are more famous than I will ever be in my entire life

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

@el_Nephew How much though

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

@HEYitsMK

[Kevin Smith @sshole4]

Love isn't real