the real reason our generation is perpetually bitter is because our parents lied to us our whole childhood about how it was illegal to have the light on inside the car when driving at night
2 years ago today, my best friend of 15 years took her own life. This was her room just yesterday, exactly how she left it. People WILL miss you, they’ll leave your room untouched for as long as you’re gone, and grieve until the day they die. Please don’t kill yourself, reach out
Me: only consumes a pot of coffee, 3 pieces of expired beef jerky, and a black cherry white claw in the last 24 hours
Also me on the verge of a jittery anxiety attack at 2AM: “hmm I wonder why I don’t feel good??”
Men: I don’t want to get anyone pregnant.
Insurance: Have a vasectomy.
Women: I don’t want to spend 1/4 of every month bleeding and in pain and would also like to not have babies.
Insurance: Only if you prove that’s medically necessary.