Maybe: Samantha

I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the devil’s temperature.

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[Maybe: Samantha @ssstaley]

Me bitch and what of it

[Elma @oelma__]

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[sailor christopher nobody @hitogabe]

wine drunk as fuck we just walked past nathan fielder in silver lake

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

I just had an out of office experience

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Just to be clear, WE PAID THE FUCKING TARIFFS, and the corporations got THE REFUND.

[⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️ @CardN_AL]

Just smelled a black & mild at a high school football game

[zzyzx @zzyzx420]

a seven nation army couldn’t jerk me off

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

That's my vanishing act, you're not gonna see me for about 3 months.

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

i never fucked hall i never fucked oates

[wint @dril]

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

[⋆b r y⋆➴ @bwiyurin]

white people need adderall to go pick up they jimmy johns

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Me: perhaps I can be someone’s sweet trophy wife
Me at my job that I’m pretty good at:

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Just had to send 3 emails

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

Accidentally put too much cologne on now I’m Armenian for the night.

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Nancy ✝️ @ddown2mars]

I have been nothing but Mexican to you