Stephen Staver

Audio/video editor, game consultant, coffee drinker, time traveler. Currently working on all things @SaturdayMMedia

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

The rumors were TRUE!!!!! #NintendoDirect #Zelda

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Why does this allegedly real person look like he was generated by AI? #WWDC

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

@BrittanyinTexas Obama was truly amazing.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Two presidents. Same SOTU. Worlds apart.

YOU CAN’T MISS THIS. 🔥👀🔥

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

PROJECT HAIL MARY has an epic runtime of 2 hours 46 minutes!

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[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

@PlayOverwatch I am afraid.

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@RepJackKimble I won’t lie, you had me going for quite a while before I realized your account is a parody. I’m very thankful to realize it before I commented. Lol

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

Trump truly is off his rocker. But this isn’t news. Please for the love of god, how do we stop this shit? Surely you cannot expect us to just sit and take this for another 3 years.

[Nick Schifrin @nickschifrin]

NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

Dear Ambassador:

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

@MountainDew We all picked Pitch Black back then and you ignored us; why would you care about our opinion in 2026? Lol

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Everyone should be angry about what happened yesterday in Minneapolis. And the government trying to sweep it under the rug is pathetic. How many more new lows are we going to be forced to experience over the next 3 years?

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

@MountainDew Bring back Pitch Black or Typhoon. I don’t get why you refuse to bring back the actually good flavors.

[LitemAndHide (Official) @litemandhide]

Adam the Woo ‘s favorite Starbucks put this up. Of the hundreds of times I’ve been in here I was never on the same schedule. I always figured I’d run into him. Damnit

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

@thetimtracker I’m devastated to hear this. I’m so sorry for your loss, and really all of our loss. Adam was amazing .

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@BrightSunFilms WHAT THE EFF!?!? When did this happen, why did this happen?!? Last I saw he was talking about retiring soon! Omfg. This is devastating

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@lids EXCUSE ME DID YOU SAY FREE?!?

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But.... her emails!

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@MountainDew How about when Pitch Black was supposed to be brought back, but you refuse to keep it??

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@SenatorBanks lol time to have your brain worms checked

[Stephen Staver @sstaver]

Went to the local farmer's market, and there are SO MANY AMAZING THINGS.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DING DONGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE: IF YOU DON’T WANT US TO CALL YOU A FASCIST THEN STOP DOING FASCIST THINGS!