Cpt. Insano

Well excuse me, princess.

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Me walking into a party with a loaf of bread:
So do you want this by the gifts or the food?

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Imagine being a hunter-gatherer and jokes are super new and rare in your tribe. You come up with a really good one and try telling it at the mammoth roast, and no one hears you, but then Glug says it louder and everyone laughs, and then Glug gets extra berries with his mammoth.

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i Fucking hate it when i come at the king and miss, especially when I best not do that

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AFFIRMATION: I do not have any viruses on my phone.

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@jimmy_knives Hey i ordered 2 tshirts from you last year in May, and i still haven't received tracking info, or the shirts for that matter, despite sending multiple emails asking for an update. Can i get some help?

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@CatWorkers 3 gecs

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@DanielMillerppp Yes I've got 90% of it written. Its kinda like Marvel Avengers meets Jesus's apostles, real epic stuff.

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Ive got a few ideas for Bible 2. Looking for publishers.

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Taking out my notebook to analyze cartoons and figure out character traits and flaws instead of laughing when someone slips and falls and a bone sticks out of their broken limb.

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Ok but wouldnt it be so fucked up if his name was Cannibal Lecter?

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Who is the most entertaining character in Austin Powers?

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Why would a loving god make such a cheesed burger?

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*Heath Ledger Joker voice*
Have you ever heard... of a squat cobbler?

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@davidmattingly Could it be referencing Napoleon I on His Imperial Throne by Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres?

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Watch out, im about [ ] this close to changing my profile picture to a tasty looking sandwich! Push my buttons and see what happens!

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I cant be the only dipshit who has been pronouncing Yves as 'yuh-ves' and not 'eev', which is apparently the correct pronunciation.

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Fellas, what would you rather listen to? (Fellas only please)

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Susan B. Anthony? More like women b shoppin

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dream blunt rotation