𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅

𝒮𝐸𝐸𝑀𝒮 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒪𝒲𝐸 𝐻𝐼𝑀 𝒜𝒢𝒜𝐼𝒩.
(He/Him/Its)
HORNET VESPA • MR WPNZ PARODY - LOANSHARK AU
Multi-ship OK. Swears a lot.
DNI/F NSFW
MAIN: @floofyhydra

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

[ #SMG4RP #MVRP ]

Fancy seein' me here, isn't it?

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

. . . . Deal.
Just make sure what'eva you crucify me to can hold my weight

[—THE.Broker @Brokerc0ins]

If I get you one with more variety can I crucify you

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

food is the way to convincin' me , get me more and i'll stay an extra day as your fucked up halloween decor

[—THE.Broker @Brokerc0ins]

Getting gored and scattered across my yard but it’s okay because fruit bowl ❤️‍🩹 HEHA

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

you want in on this? they gave me all the damn fruit as long as i didn't touch the pineapple LOL

[𝘎𝘖𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 @BULLSEYEHlT]

YOU GET TO EAT BEFORE YOU’RE RIPPED TO SHREDS…..?

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

honestly best fuckin' deal. I get fruit then torn apart for the halloween night #doingnothingaboutit

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

got some more leg upgrades .. feelin' goooood.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

SHOULD I BE WORRIED ?????

[—THE.Broker @Brokerc0ins]

In celebration of cav coming out on oct 31st I will be dismantling Wpnz and scattering his pieces across my yard on Halloween okay? Okay

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

fuck wait this isn't google . fuck off whoever saw that .

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

how to salvage a friendship

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

fuuuuuck. this shit is serious

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

went out to eat and this fucker @BULLSEYEHlT said I was covering him up??? do we fucking look alike

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

what the hell is happening over there.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

What's your problem

[Spooky Kaard @im4kemyownrules]

* GODD DAMN ITTTT

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

I'm gettin' outta here..

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

SNOWBALLS???? BUDDY, I'LL HAVE YA' KNOW YOU'D LOSE THAT FIGHT.

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

GET OUT OF MY BASE . OR I’M GOING TO START THROWING SNOWBALLS IN YOUR FACE.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

@OFFICERCAFFIENE do ya' have yerr own gravitational pull by any chance

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

You.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

I'm just gonnnnaaaa... go heeere... and wait out the rain, yuuuup...

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

electrocuted .. drenched in rain, can this get any better.
. . . heh, actually..

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

?!?! OH FOR FUCKS-
* Starts skittering along the ceiling, ends up getting hit with the last electric projectile. *

GHGH-GGHHGH--
* CLONK, on the floor like a dying spider. *
S-S-S-SHIT HEAD.

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

OUT. GET OUT I SAY.💢

( Retracting the flyswatter to instead fire multiple large electric projectiles at them . )

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

ACK- HEY, WATCH IT. HEY--
* Runs off to a wall and climbs up the surface, he is now on the ceiling. *

I won't bother ya' nun, juuuust need to stay outta the rain! Thaaaaanks!

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

-???!
I DON’T CARE? SHOO. SHOO.

( Electric flyswatter forming out of his little gun arm. Angrily swatting away at him. )