Tim Safstrom

Like what you like. Find someway to make it weird. “The quiet depths, and measured steps, won’t echo like the shriek the riot did.” -Keith Buckley

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

“The divine does not divide, she permeates” -etid

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

⁦@elonmusk⁩ I’m not sure how big your “steering wheel idea” folder is but, if this isn’t in it, it isn’t complete… https://t.co/4BJnEaCxH8

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

@TOMSsupport can I cancel an order, or change the delivery address before it ships?

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Purple Mike and Ike’s taste like purple drank. #candy

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

I’m almost positive that “the monolith” is just a save point appearing before the final level of 2020...

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Godspeed #ElectionNight

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Don’t lose friends over politics. Engage in civil discourse or avoid it and agree to disagree. We discourage this negative “I won’t let you believe what you want” attitude when it comes to religion. Let’s apply that here... #Election2020

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Somewhere there is a whole slew of emails that I have accidentally archived.... #gmail #ios

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

“Let a scream out and the water in” #erra https://t.co/q0JIMlTutZ

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

The cautious steps we’re taking can’t take us anywhere.
#boysnightout https://t.co/C3ggb8xcnW

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Current mood #dancegavindance #catharsis https://t.co/1pFqFfWLGy

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

@elonmusk why tf don’t we have clocks on toasters yet?

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

@ZacEfron I’m thinking you should get a superhero role in a @Marvel movie.

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

All I have to complain about, it’s cool. https://t.co/4RhXKacflV

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

@chris_c_thomas @LarissaMThomas Also called, “mother in laws tongue”

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We got too many ghosts, not nearly enough spirit #etid #everytimeidie

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She’s a natural #golf #chipping @ Gilbert, Arizona https://t.co/JHjVF6zwyU

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Put your nose to the ground. Inhale to your majesty. #iamabomination #invasionII https://t.co/EePldKMSEu

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Moar Noo Myuzyk... take that quarantine! #lovedrug #quarantine #newmusic #newmusicmonday @ Gilbert, Arizona https://t.co/ubUsixldeK

[Tim Safstrom @st8Alchemist]

Happy Uno Day Mayo! @ Gilbert, Arizona https://t.co/EiMa3RR3aC