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another Ewe girl🇬🇭

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Added to the vernacular

[Orion 🦍 @yeahsoapy]

Completely useless bin

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

he looks like an elf who works in corporate

[jodido ruco que le sigue diciendo DF a la CDMX @caosilustrado]

One must imagine Sisyphus as a tomato

[Brandon Lewis @blewis1103]

I remember reading an article published right after her death calling out the public’s “mass hysteria” and that she would be rendered irrelevant by the end of the decade. And here we are, 30 years later, claiming new “people’s princesses” every week. Diana really was one of one.

[V @shr_viy]

Working his way up to Lord fleabottom, Prince of the city, commander of the watch building relationships that saved him and his queen from being outnumbered when she eventually takes the iron throne.

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

This is why he’s always touring. To pay for the dumbass shit he be doing. Wishing him the worst.

[baelvl10★ @thee_stallie]

very inappropriate hand placement.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don't get the vegan hate for wool. Sheep need to be sheared for their health, and they aren't harmed in the process. It's probably up there with honey as one of the best animal products we have.

[わにゃ🌱 @5959nmy]

日本では必死に抵抗してベランダから飛び降りて肺挫傷になりながらレイプから逃げ切ったら、「レイプはされてない」という理由で性犯罪者にはならんかった事件がある。
はぁ？？🤬

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[YAGO @s0ftw4v3]

Making a woman undergo a surgery without her knowledge for your own sexual gratification is rape

[Zito @_Zeets]

I like France but it’s always alright to hate a powerful team for no reason. One of the inalienable rights in football.

[Eyan Buruku Oloko Eshin👹 @RadicalJimmah]

Daemon didn’t face an entire army by himself to be compared to a pretty boy that lost to Brianne of Tarth.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

Slowly realizing the secret to hacking adulthood is always having something planned that you can look forward to. That solo date, trip out of town, spa day or pottery class will help keep your head above water

[a. @anamorphisis]

We must nuke the maid owning class