Stella

cuando se mueren los perros tambien se mueren las pulgas

[Stella @staarr24]

New Ted Cruz Attack Ad Declares Beto O’Rourke Too Good For Texasnull https://t.co/1cwF4QjTv2

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit?

by Clarence Thomas

[Stella @staarr24]

Doesn't even have to be sarcastic. Usage doesn't always have positive connotations. The situation is awesome in stupidity and incompetence of leadership at the top. It would be nice if the Right knew English.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

You can’t make this shit up.

Subscribe to The Warning at https://t.co/VHU3hfjp4F.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

When someone is having a stroke, they lose 2 million brain cells a minute.

This means that if a stroke lasts for more than 3 minutes, you could become a crypto investor.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Tonight at 10: old man yells at cloud

[Stella @staarr24]

@marcorandazza My understanding it was a pet and she killed it.

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

I want to write a piece about the myth of transferable skills and how "relevant" work experience has become so unbelievably specific that more and more people are confined to the career path they got on at the beginning of their adulthood.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Ok but what if you and your sister eat an entire bottle of Flinstone’s vitamins and your parents don’t notice?

#GenX

[Lawyers, Guns and Money @LawyersAnd]

Ménage of twats.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Share with your favorite MAGA cultist if you want to see them get triggered.

[Spear of Lugh 🔱 @LughSpear]

You can't escape the Streisand effect.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Somebody hid my reply to Elon’s “I’m gonna sue the ADL for destroying twitter’s value” tweet, boy that’s weird

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

2016: I like him because he's a business genius and he's so rich he doesn't anybody's money

2023: He can't afford a lawyer so I'll pay for it

[Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz]

Thousands are trapped on Pine Ridge Reservation. Here's how you can help https://t.co/UXjFYnPwkY via @mprnews

[Greg Siskind @gsiskind]

If the GOP couldn’t move the needle during a midterm with this kind of wave opportunity, it’s time to tack back to the center & start showing it’s capable of governing. Try bipartisanship if you want to win back voters’ trust. And immigration reform is the perfect place to start.