Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid

I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

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@therealmarklevy We’re headed up to Estes, my aunt rented a cabin up there, so hopefully less crowded, but I doubt it hahaha

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Headed to the mountains to do a little fall leaf-peepin’

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@TilllyNeonn Makes me miss the old iMac G3 desktop computers

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Lmao, this diva

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Channing Tatum’s alleged secret Instagram account has reportedly been uncovered after fans noticed he is the only person following it.

The account appears to compliment Tatum while throwing shade at several celebrities, including Harry Styles and his ex-fiancée Zoë Kravitz.

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@Therealedblake @L6_Underground 😮‍💨

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@TilllyNeonn Real

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@Therealedblake @L6_Underground I used to be a home and auto insurance broker, and always hated breaking the news when folks eventually had to add their teen drivers to their policy

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@yeeeerika Happy birthday, gorgeous!!!!!! Hope it’s filled with cider and pierogies 😘😘😘

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Ok yay ❤️

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: Data centers begin using "forever chemicals" instead of water to keep AI cool.

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@SpaghettiCheeks 😂 no worries at all

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Just got my 4th “hey girlie” DM in the last couple of weeks. I’ve no interest in anyone’s Twitter boyfriend, I just want to make dumb jokes on the interwebz

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@SpaghettiCheeks #whatdatmean

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@YL2SI_ 😂😂😂. That would soooo much worse!

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@joebuck125 🫡

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@joebuck125 Oh right, my bad

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Why the fuck not? Sounds fun as hell

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Why the fuck is it called Raccoon City

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@X_tinek Real

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@joebuck125 💀💀💀

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This

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Omg maybe I just like him and enjoy his company? Maybe he makes me laugh? Maybe I like being thrown around by a giant man? Maybe I like having my head cradled in someone’s sons big bicep? Y’all are so strict!

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@muppetspice Y is it thooooo??? 😭

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@br0sferatu This place is a cesspool lol