Stacey Gent

most of my tweets are about my kids. The rest are about food and things I hate.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

My marketing instructor just referenced the failure of new coke, and someone asked “what’s that” and now I feel very old.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

@stephedelic Yes.

Welcome! It’s not all bad (but a lot of it is)

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

I can tell I’m starting to feel better, because I am seriously considering ordering a Dairy Queen blizzard, despite the fact that it would cost more than $15 to have it delivered. #covid

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Choosing to be cold rather than unfold the couch blanket.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Putting ice cubes in milkshakes feels really cheap…looking at you @bostonpizza

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

I love the auto correct continually corrects my last name to “agent”, but seems to think I really wanted to type “amazong”.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

@StarbucksCanada isn’t the point of ordering ahead so your order will be ready when you arrive? The barista this morning is checking if people are in the store before making drinks, and skipping over orders for people who aren’t here.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

I think the universe is punishing me for having underground parking last winter.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Currently looking for stock photos. Feels a lot like scrolling through a dating app. Dating apps really have sucked the joy out of everything.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

They moved!

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

There’s a car blocking my driveway. I don’t want to get it towed, because all of the snow makes it difficult to even see the driveway…but I really want it to move. Ugh.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Gmail keeps “correcting” the spelling of my last name and it’s driving me crazy.
I just sent an email signed “Stacey agent”.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I don’t think it should be socially acceptable to have FaceTime conversations on speaker in “public” places like restaurants and coffee shops. Just put on headphones. Or hold the phone to your ear.

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Just made milkshakes for my kids. My oldest asked if they were ice cream smoothies

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

I am quite confident that the people who make the wraps at Tim Hortons have never actually eaten a wrap.

[Hamilton Encampment Support Network @HamOntESN]

RALLY IN FRONT OF CITY HALL! HPS is requesting a 12M $ budget increase while residents’ needs remain unmet and police continue to inflict violence on poor and racialized residents. Monday at 5:30PM—let’s make our voices heard by Council! We say NO! #anotherhamiltonispossible

[Unitron US @UnitronUS]

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[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

Night class is cancelled and the kids are with their dad…I have no idea what to do with my evening! Read? Homework? Housework? Cook?
Endlessly scroll through social media feeds until I’m too tired to do anything productive? Yep, that’s the one!

[Stacey Gent @staceinvader]

My least favourite part about being a student in the 2020s are digital textbooks. Currently unable to do my schoolwork because @flat_world’s customer service rep misunderstood a request and now I can’t access my book.
That doesn’t happen with paper.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"