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@xfloormattx @jowrotethis This one from Stranger than Fiction is the actual correct answer.

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@Browns @NFLonCBS This didn’t age well. Good job, guys.

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@vegasbucks @daveacrick @mjarboe None of us knew.

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@DylanTweetin And so do I.

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@vegasbucks @daveacrick @mjarboe Iconic. I was there, too.

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Who do these people cheer for when they watch Star Wars?

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@KERbear84 @WEWS O-H
F-U

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@YNB There’s a reason we leave.

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@BrettFavre Shut it, Dick Pic.

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May there come a day when men don’t feel compelled to refer to their daughters in order to cast a vote on behalf of women.

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@DylanTweetin Nothing says “these ones are for sure fascists” quite like this particular voter guide.

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Boosting to my four actual followers who most likely already know and agree with all of this.

[Dom Kelly @the_tattooedjew]

Of course I agree this was horrific and disgusting, but most of y’all’s advocacy for disabled people began and ended with this moment and you didn’t even bother to learn the journalist’s name (it’s Serge Kovaleski by the way).

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@BeckiBintBob @DJTStinks @GeoRebekah You gotta break a few eggs if you want a fascism omelette.

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@Timodc All GenX maggots are officially kicked out of the club. Anyone who disagrees can suck it. Now leave us alone.

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@DylanTweetin I HATE that team/those fans. And I live in Atlanta. It’s time to adopt the Padres as my NL faves. Best colors in baseball. Also Go Guards!

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@Browns Hot. Fucking. Garbage.

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@Browns What was it that Kevin Burkhardt called the offense? Oh yeah, putrid. On national TV. We want better everything. Get it together.

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@Freeyourmindkid @mike_botts Nobody on his side cares about actual governance.

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@DaCommish44 @jemelehill Honey, if you call and I’m not here, I’ll be at the gym or the gun club.

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@CheyanneDakota1 @ValentinaForSOS @cbouzy Underrated reply.