Staci MacKenzie

Just a girl in Maine with her husband, dogs, and a tortoise!

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

I have this problem where I start to get decent at something and decide I don’t want to do it anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Love when the doctor tells me I’m an anomaly. Makes me feel great. 🤦🏼‍♀️😑

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

What idiot decided to put flannel sheets on their bed the first hot day of the year?! Me. I am that idiot 😔

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and mom figures out there. And to those struggling today, I hear you ❤️

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

I hate having to defend my dog who is learning to socialize. You can’t expect perfection. She will bark and it will sound scary but that’s why she is in training.

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

My baby blue spruce tree has a fungal infection. Yes I got it diagnosed. Don’t judge. 🌲

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Had a dream I met @PostMalone and all I could think to say is “what’s a G wagon?” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Keith Carson @KeithCarson]

The first key to communicating this JJ pause is almost harping on how rare it is:

6 in 6.8 million.

You are over 200% more likely to be struck by lightning this year.

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

It’s my day off and it’s thundering out which means I made a blanket fort in my bedroom. Me and my dogs will be snuggling in there all day if anyone needs us. Don’t need us.

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Bought some jeans with holes in them while shopping with my little sister today. Felt cool for approximately 6 hours and now I can’t sleep and regret buying them👖

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

I should not have to fight the nurse about my own lab results to get straight answers! This is ridiculous

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Never thought I would need medical clearance to shovel my driveway. Thanks covid.

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Covid mental fog has me taking 20 minutes to type a thank you email

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

I think my dog knows I have covid because this is the first day since adopting her she hasn’t demanded breakfast first thing in the morning. That’s a big deal for her🥺❤️

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Meant to take a short nap but just woke up and realized I slept for 4 hours... oops.

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Having a meeting while I’m hangry is a recipe for disaster. Unless snacks are provided of course 🍪☕️

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

I am not mentally stable enough for what is happening in our country. Sometimes I use humor as comfort but today nothing is funny. Today is just sad and disheartening.

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

@rriproarin I didn’t think it could get any better but each new song tops the last!!

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Watching @PostMalone live concert and tearing up it’s so good! Maybe this is why I don’t usually stay up late... 🤣

[Staci MacKenzie @stacipii]

Accidentally made a shirt that says ‘God Mom’ instead of ‘Dog Mom’.... I also spent an hour embroidering flowers on it.....