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[staci @stacisaurusrex]

@FLUG4M3 I didn't listen to Donnie for 5 years because the wound was too fresh

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

My mom had a serious health scare and while one friend said "My mom went through something similar, so I know what you're going through," the fake friend said "My mom had a similar thing, so I don't feel bad for you"

[Ɱr ᒍ @gs_otis]

Quote this with the moment you realized your friend wasn’t really your friend.

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

@WhatHighNote These are Taylor Swift lyrics

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@cgosselinaikens @JLRINVESTIGATES How do you know they weren't American?

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@zoeylilkitty @goalietaps I have good news! He IS the monster

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

@heavenstrdust Tiffany Blews

[emily @north0fnorth]

close second but nobody will ever beat her

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

I don't trust Horny Hozier playlists that don't have "Nobody". Those high notes are coming straight from his dick

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

when someone tries to get me into cute concepts #kpop #hardstan #taemin #exo #nct #bts #ateez #skz #straykids #monstax

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

I regularly mix up 'gateau' and 'cadeau', which is fine until my lesson tells me that I spent 100 Euros on a cake! 😯😯😯

(Except it was on a gift, not a cake)

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

@JohnCena I watched "Behind the Green Door" out of curiosity and now I wonder if you have any other ... recommendations 😝

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The first full moon of 2025, known as the Wolf Moon, will occur Tonight.

It will reportedly continue to appear as full until Wednesday.

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Alive and alone on a Saturday night is dead.

[:/ @theshapeburns]

“horror movies this year have been so weird surrounding birth!!” hmm i wonder what major historical event could’ve happened rather recently that would inspire artists to put birthing something evil without a choice to be reflected in art

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

Want to know why I wanted a pet so bad?

I just asked the Roomba if it was doing a good job 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

I can't win with the CTA. Literally all I want is to get to work on time, but I only seem to get ghost trains

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

Friend: -drops food on the floor-
Me: I just mopped
Friend: I know, I'm sorry
Me: No, I mean it's safe to eat off the floor

[staci @stacisaurusrex]

"I take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three" I scream-sing on my way to my corporate office job at 6am