SatsStacker

I Stack Sats. No such thing as crypto, only #Bitcoin

[SatsStacker @stacker_sats]

@Heffer @JordanSchachtel “Dog”

[MD @mike_daddino]

There are two types of guys that play in the NBA...

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

“Call a foul on KAT”
“But we just did”
“I know…another one”

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Series 2-0.

[SatsStacker @stacker_sats]

@esp3rtamente hahaha

[🍜 @cprkrn]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG CLAUDE JUST CRACKED THIS SHIT, THANK YOU @AnthropicAI THANK YOU @DarioAmodei NAMING MY KID AFTER YOU 😍

https://t.co/gObNirRDpS

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

If you have $50K , spending $20 will never hurt you, you dont have to think twice or feel bad about it, you can buy little dumb things once a day and never care

That’s what
$400 to someone worth $1M
$2,000 is to $5M
$4,000 is to $10M
$10,000 is to $25M
$20,000 is to $50M

[ODELL @ODELLXYZ]

good morning, stay humble and stack sats 🫡

[John Chungus V @John_Chungus_5]

when the hooker asks you how you're gonna pay

[SatsStacker @stacker_sats]

@saylor LMAOOO

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but if you weren’t buying triple leveraged semiconductor ETFs last year then you’re part of the permanent underclass at this point

[SatsStacker @stacker_sats]

HFSP

[curb 🐂🀄️ @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[Reflection🪩 @0xReflection]

Hope you all learned your lesson

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[SatsStacker @stacker_sats]

@elonmusk Can we get a bitcoin only option

[Cash App @CashApp]

Cash App is built for living on bitcoin.

We’re making foundational changes that help make bitcoin everyday money.

Starting today you will see:
Zero to low fee bitcoin buys on Cash App
- No fees on large bitcoin buys
- No fees bitcoin on recurring buys
- No fee bitcoin spending via Lightning Network
Higher withdrawal limits (if you qualify)

Plus, every bitcoin you buy on Cash App is held 1:1. So if you buy it, Cash App holds it, and you have 24/7 access to withdraw it anytime.

Read our open letter below, and learn more at https://t.co/pjTQZiBCq8

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Michael Saylor got cooked by Epstein’s publicist Peggy Siegel who basically said

“He’s so creepy I don’t even know if I can take his money I don’t even know how to blackmail him he has no personality and doesn’t understand social behavior.”

Michael Saylor was saved by his autism.

BASED. 😂 😂 😂

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Steak n Shake’s same-store sales growth in 2025 was up by double digits. So far in 2026, same-store sales are up an unbelievable 18% for company and franchise-partner units.

We are trouncing our competitors thanks to growing support from our loyal customers and our Bitcoin champions.

We thank all of you for your tremendous support as we continue to reinvest in food quality.

Together we are making MAHA a reality. 🇺🇸

[SatsStacker @stacker_sats]

@gCAN9k @magills_ Banger

[Netflix @netflix]

Today marks 8 years since DARK blew your mind.