Stacy

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“the left is so dramatic. we all survived his first four years” my bitch in christ, millions literally did not

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I had 14 potential new clients schedule consultations for divorce over the past three days. For context, a phenomenal week would be scheduling at least 5. Further context, November is the slowest month of the year for new divorce cases. 👀

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community.

There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready.

And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

hey, "death before detransition" does not mean kill yourself. if means "come and take it"

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The mood right now: "F**k all y'all" @DesiLydic

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

It's November 5th, 2024. Thousands of men look at their shoe closet, realizing they threw out their dress sneakers bc of my tweets. They only have uncomfortable dress shoes and decide not to walk to the polls. Kamala Harris wins. We now have communism.

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[Kirsty 🐾🐾 @K_Scarpetta]

I love this moment from the end of the evening. Pure friendship at its finest.

[. @jdpoc]

Jesus, this advert hits hard.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird"

Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Pro-tips of the day: 

#1 Clean your air filter 

#2 Know that when somebody writes up a manual like Project 2025, they plan on using it

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

“There is no state in this country where it’s legal to kill a baby after it’s born.”

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Ahh yes the 70s, 80s & 90s, a famously gender-conforming era 🙏