Stacy Stateham

wife, grandma, mother, brand strategist & designer. #NeverTrump Republican. Go ahead and eat the apple. They'll blame you for it either way.

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

When I say I'm a lifelong Republican from a Republican family, that's exactly what I mean. That's my Dad on the left of the photo behind the podium.

[Blue 🏳️‍⚧️ @bluefolf]

This is awesome

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@cjzero She's like a cross between OfDonald and a North Korean newscaster.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm opening a new Mexican Restaurant called:

🌮 T.A.C.O.

Here's the Menu!

🌮 Main Dishes

- T.A.C.O. Special – $11.20
Trump Always Chickens Out: Chicken tacos served with a side of excuses and no spine. Warning: tends to flee when grilled.

- The Indictment Enchiladas – $14.95
Stuffed with 91 spicy charges and wrapped in a flimsy tortilla of denial.

- The MAGA Meal Burrito – $12.45
Overstuffed with beef, bologna, and broken campaign promises. No healthcare inside, just thoughts and prayers.

Supreme Court Quesadilla – $13.88
Melts under pressure. Comes stacked with conservative cheese and a dash of Clarence Thomas hot sauce.

🐔 Appetizers

- El Border Wall Nachos – $9.99 Stacked high but crumbles fast—just like his immigration policy. Served with "alternative facts" queso.

- Covfefe Queso Dip – $5.99 Nobody knows what’s in it. Sad!

- Stormy Jalapeño Poppers – $6.66 Spicy, steamy, and hush-money worthy. Comes with a non-disclosure sauce.

🍹 Drinks

- The Moscow Mule – $7.77
So good, it colludes with your taste buds.

- The Gaslighter Margarita – $8.00
You'll swear it wasn't salty. But it is.

🍰 Desserts

- Election Flan – $4.20
Heavily doctored. Claims it won Best Flan 2020, despite all evidence to the contrary.

The Fake News Churros – $6.00
Too good to be true. Dusted in denial and served with a dipping sauce of projection.
🧾 Disclaimer: All meals come with a complimentary copy of The Art of the Meal — ghostwritten, of course.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Donald Trump regularly does interviews and just simply says "I don't know."

"Mr. President, do you have to follow the Constitution?"

I don't know? Trump may be in front of you more than Biden, but all he's doing is spewing utter bullshit.

[Phil Magness @PhilWMagness]

The Trump admin wanted all of the tariff lawsuits moved to the US Court of International Trade because they believed that it would be the most receptive to their arguments.

They even succeeded in moving one of them to the USCIT earlier this week.

Turns out they miscalculated.

[Russ Latino @RussLatino]

A few positives:

1. Your daughter can have more than 2 dolls.

2. Small businesses in your community that rely on imports, with tight margins, may not have to declare bankruptcy.

3. One day, when someone you don’t like is in the Oval Office, their power will be limited.

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@Acyn Is the golf resort too big? Or just big enough?

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@Timodc What could possibly go wrong?

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@MichaelSteele I have a gnome on my front stoop. We called it Matilda but I'm going to rename it Kristi. Kristi Gnome. Seems perfect because it does nothing productive except look cute when I dress it up and my dog hates it.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“Trump has traditionally done well with lower-information voters, so it is perhaps not surprising that they are more inclined to support his presidency. …. [These voters] had one thing in common: They were much more likely to get their news from social media.”

https://t.co/oMzfXaHLpd

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@MacFarlaneNews In which case it should stay with the US and not transfer to Trump after he leaves office.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Walmart, an American company, should "eat the tariffs"? So much for the claim that they were being paid by foreign countries.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Trump's post about Bruce Springsteen, alone, is a failed cognitive test.

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@tedlieu @SecDuffy Just so we're clear, Jesus would have been dark skinned with dark hair. The picture he moved is of a white guy dressed like Jesus.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Trump is being humiliated by Putin and China on the world stage but he’s too dumb and narcissistic to realize it.

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@emptywheel "Surprise" is an interesting choice of word considering it's not actually a surprise.

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@RonFilipkowski Yet there is a white male loneliness epidemic, not a liberal chick loneliness epidemic. Go figure.

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

Is it just me or does no one remember this many air traffic control problems before January?

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

Pilots flying into Denver International Airport on Monday couldn’t communicate with air traffic controllers for about six minutes after multiple radio transmitters failed, according to reporting from Denver7. https://t.co/crCS7Rm9eR

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@willsommer @Timodc @BulwarkOnline Because Shitler hates the lügenpresse.