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[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Carville previews what’s in store if Democrats retake power — says they should keep their plans quiet:

“If Democrats win the presidency and both houses of Congress, on day one, they should make Puerto Rico and DC a state, and they should expand the Supreme Court to 13."

“F*ck it. Eat our dust."

“Don't run on it, don't talk about it. Just do it. Just, OK we got 54 senators and we got 13 court members Thank you. Goodbye."

They will do this. And a whole lot more.

[🇺🇸 Ronald Carter @USronaldcarter]

🚨 This was the most insane single day in American foreign policy in a generation and most people missed half of it..

> Iran agreed to suspend its entire nuclear program — indefinitely..

> Iran agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again..

> zero dollars changed hands.. no frozen funds.. no pallets of cash..

> the US naval blockade on Iran stays up until the final deal is signed..

> Trump publicly ordered Israel to stop bombing Lebanon — used the word PROHIBITED in all caps..

> Netanyahu went on live TV and admitted he was acting on a US request..

> Defense Minister Katz got overruled within hours after saying Lebanon ops "have not yet been completed"..

> a 10-day Israel-Lebanon ceasefire took effect overnight.. displaced Lebanese civilians started walking back to their villages..

> oil dropped 12% in minutes.. global equities surged..

> Iran's Foreign Minister declared the Strait of Hormuz "completely open" — first time since March 27..

all of this.. one Friday..

if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..

[Chad Harrison 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep_guy]

Currently there are 66 law suits against the Trump administration from Democratic states.

4 Democratic states are suing to stop investigating Somalia fraud.

19 Democratic states are suing because they aren’t allowed to do sex changes on children.

22 Democratic states are suing to hide their voter rolls.

21 Democratic states are suing to give Snap benefits to illegals.

This is what is important to Democratic States.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Sysco Hispanic delivery driver proudly showed off canceling an entire food order to the Hilton in Edina, Minnesota, as an anti-ICE protest, marking the order as “Whole Inventory Returned.”

Let’s find out who this driver is, since he wants to play activist on company time.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Secretary Bessent is right

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s time they did time

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOW 🚨 Michael Byrd, the US Capitol Police lieutenant who shot Ashli Babbitt has run a daycare out of his home for 17 YEARS

Here’s where it gets crazy, after 17 years in business they have NEVER GOTTEN A SINGLE REVIEW

He has collected millions of dollars in taxpayer dollars

“17 years. Now, just to add a little more intrigue, somehow in 17 years, the Birds family daycare and Brandywine has zero reviews. Not a single parent has said they sent their kids there. But that hasn't stopped Mr. Byrd from raking in millions. Yes, the Capitol Hill police officer, who, by the way, isn't certified to take care of kids. Oh, and neither is his wife or anyone who lives at the home

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

How did I miss this?!?!🚨

The Dept of Energy distributed approx $93 BILLION in tax payer funds w/o sufficient documentation & oversight during the transition between Biden and Trump taking over the WH.

No financial statements or business plans. Where did the money really go?!

[Chester Tam @islantstudio]

Good morning to everyone in Massachusetts who wants to tell the Legislature exactly where to go with a bill making its way through the State House that would limit how many miles you can drive your own vehicle to meet climate mandates.

If climate policies haven’t already driven energy costs high enough, now some are floating ideas that would effectively tell residents to stay home. Fewer miles driven doesn’t just affect convenience. It impacts work, family life, small businesses, and the entire local economy.

When people can’t travel freely, they don’t shop, dine out, or participate in their communities the same way. That hurts workers, entrepreneurs, and towns that rely on local spending to survive.

Massachusetts can care about the environment without punishing everyday life or economic activity. Policies should be rooted in practicality, affordability, and reality, not top-down mandates that ignore how people actually live.

This is exactly why we need more leaders elected with common sense, people willing to stop bad ideas before they ever become law.

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Anonymous

I was flying Southwest from Dallas to New York. Three rows ahead of me, there was a young soldier in uniform. He looked barely 18. He was staring straight ahead, gripping the armrests. He looked nervous. When the drink cart came around, the flight attendant asked him what he wanted. 'Coke, please,' he said. 'Heading home?' she asked kindly. 'No, ma'am,' he said. 'Deploying. First time.' The whole row went quiet. The flight attendant didn't say a word. she handed him his Coke. Then, she got on the PA system. 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest in Row 8 today. Private Miller is on his first deployment to serve our country. Since I can't buy him a drink, I’m going to ask a favor. If you want to write him a note of encouragement, pass it forward.' I grabbed a napkin. I wrote: 'You got this. Stay safe. - A dad from Row 12.' I watched as napkins traveled up the aisle. Napkins, receipts, pages torn from books. By the time we landed, the soldier had a pile of paper on his tray table three inches high. He stood up to get his bag, and he was wiping his eyes. He carefully packed every single scrap of paper into his rucksack. 'Thank you,' he told the flight attendant. 'No,' she said. 'Thank you.' We all walked off that plane a little quieter, reminded that freedom is just a word until you meet the kid who is defending it.

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

DANA PERINO: Leaked audio reveals MN AG Keith Ellison told the fraudsters that he would help cover up the investigations and have the investigators back off.

Note: Weeks later, his campaign got donations from linked individuals.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Less than a year ago, President Biden upped the Maduro bounty to $25,000,000.

Removing Maduro was positive for Venezuela.

As a Democrat, I don’t understand why we can’t acknowledge a good development for Venezuelans—and how deft our military’s execution of that plan was.

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

The DSA, “Democratic” Socialists of America, plan to do this all over the country and have a strategy to execute. So if you’re saying this is just about New York, you’re wrong.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

NY Mayor Mamdani's Tenant Director:

"Homeownership is white supremacy"
"Seize private property!"

She deleted her account… too late

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You mean the communist mayor is appointing communists to his cabinet? Shocker. Unfortunately this is what NYC voted for. It’s not like Mamdani was hiding who he was during the election.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

I ENDED TIM WALZ