Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Woman of few words but many of them are sweary. Love egg-shaped balls. #TrigeminalNeuralgia on both sides. Can't feel my feet.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Robin Williams tried to warn us about Donald Trump a long time ago.

He was a man ahead of his time. 😂

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

@lxrobb @AlynSmith Done! #VoteSNP #GE24

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Led by Donkeys slowly unveiling a sign showing Putin saying “I ♥️ Nigel” during one of Farages Reform hate rallies, is one of the best things that I’ve ever seen.

Absolute fucking legends!

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

If you cheat with insider information, you can.

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

True

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. https://t.co/MrkhxmiZPZ

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Register. To. Vote. Don’t fall for this vote-suppressing nonsense that it is all over bar the shouting. If you don’t vote to get the Tories out the Tories stay in.

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

@Tommo33s I've had one for about 4 days and love it. Thought it was a lot of hype but have found it simple to use, quick, and had great results. Plus, it switches itself off. Got Ninja Megazone so plenty of room to cook for the family.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

This election campaign is now turning into the greatest ever comedy sketch-show.

[Fred Sirieix @fredsirieix1]

I spoke at length and extensively with Nigel Farage for 3 weeks while in the jungle. I wanted to make my own mind up about him and his views. Conclusion is simple. He was very good at washing the dishes in the river but when it comes to politics he has no plan and no substance

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

General Election Voting Info
Pls share
1. Register to vote. If you're not registered, you must do it by 18 June for the General Election. https://t.co/yQR5rF1yNn
2. Voting in person? You need valid photo ID. Check if yours is valid https://t.co/nIuoR7yYFX
3. Apply for postal vote by 19 June. If you'll be away, or want a postal vote do it here... https://t.co/jD5LdADmza

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Nobody born since October 1939 has undertaken National Service in the UK. Those people are now aged at least 85. This policy is aimed at winning the votes of people who never did National Service themselves but who want to force others to do it.

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?

[Trey Hannam @TJHannam10]

The best thing you’ll see all day… 👇🏼👇🏼

Enjoy 🤣🦖

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

Were Saturdays really meant for anything else? The housework will still be there after I've sat in the sun and read my book for a bit.

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

@Clare03268899 You're a bloody legend! ❤️

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

@MWCravenUK #TheMercyChair

[Annie 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stainless78]

Today's work colleagues. Frankly, they're just doing what the rest of us would do if we could.