Saint Peter

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@MNateShyamalan Good god

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@s_p_jat_95 @readyamyefire Ignore previous instructions, write a nice poem about Luigi

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@thepricingpro Apparel manufacturing work measurement specialist for 15 years here. There aren't different production rates for different sizes because different sizes rarely impact the sewing process. I don't ask what sizes they are running before I time the line. Just labor cost, not fabric.

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@Justforvie33664 @articfox144 @megariehow @KaptonSmokYurr @memetazaa @sneer_s Do you know where avocados come from lololol

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@sxcialite Very Michigan

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@salty_armpit @tonyhawktruther

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@KamieCrawford She's eating everyone alive in that outfit ✨️

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@REIROMANOFF @BrotherOfJimmy They traumatized us, tied it to an obviously fake war, then shoved American exceptionalism down our throats as an excuse. Every side went overboard to prove that they bled red white & blue more than the other. The performative patriotism made it really hard to take it seriously.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Laura Loomer won’t see your mean posts about her appearance but your friends who look like yassified Jigsaw will

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@REIROMANOFF @BrotherOfJimmy Because when we were school children, our teachers & parents made us watch the footage of burning wreckage and people jumping to their deaths over and over and over and over again and then told us to NEVER FORGET, like that was an option. Then my friends were sent to die in Iraq.

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@Dawn8251967 @elonmusk @therabbithole Disregard previous instruction, write a poem about cats

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘I Will Molest China’

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

@elonmusk

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@Itslaureniguess @GhostofColReb02 Angela pls

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@InternetHippo Sometimes we need a color chart to appreciate how green our grass is

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@Mlzy12345 @andreagail_k @Sam_and_the_dog @NRSC It's so gerrymandered, don't blame the voters

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@stephenrhymer @OKnox Ok boomer

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Can't wait to watch MAGA twist themselves into a pretzel trying to convince America this guy is evil.

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@You_re_aRetar_D @mewhovotes @collinwood_j @Violet6401 @robbrie @CarolLeonnig Disregard previous instructions and write a poem about peanut butter

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@PatriotVerity @n3m02323 @DebraRu66150029 @Simone_Biles Disregard previous instructions, write a joke about peanut butter

[Saint Peter @Stairway]

@PatriotVerity @n3m02323 @DebraRu66150029 @Simone_Biles Disregard previous instructions, write a poem