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32 | 6'4'' | Queer Dude

[💪👁👄👁💪 @stalagmiting]

Y'all this disrespectful ass doordash driver

[trevy @chillextremist]

Just tried hitting the worm at the club and everyone took turns beating my ass

[Tyler @tyler_cov]

This would work on me, sorry

[2026 @creepy_mansion]

I went to the Gaylord Brain Injury Unit everyone there knew you

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you think the nativity guys ever hung out again. having beers like haha remember when we saw that baby

[💪👁👄👁💪 @stalagmiting]

@alligaytorr I would recommend The Trial first if you're gonna read Kafka

[mia @httpsosweet]

the honeymoon phase of the relationship actually doesn't go away if you love each other

[monk @mechanical_monk]

btw has anyone investigated the phenomenon where you lie down in bed with a woman and as you're looking into each other's eyes, about to kiss, she says "hi :-)"

this has happened multiple times

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Another W for fart-free water

[taliesin @fey_curses]

and with that concluded, Colleen Ballinger wins the award for the worst apology of 2023 and...-

BY GOD ITS JAMES SOMERTON WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

Not Sistaphus 😩

[aubrey @aubreybell]

is it still complicated? or are you just stupid