Daniel Lambert

Ate lots a chips up the Model me duck. Liked pies from the maaarkit on a Friday. Had a good foo parnts in Centrals. Died in Stamford. Gave me name to Daniels

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Noo sign apparently me ducks.
Boodiful.

[David Taylor @ThisisDaveT]

@stamlambert Bloody ell buh. Things is goin’ dairn since I left tairn. Ord’rin on a bleddy screen. The Model ain’t what the Model were.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Couldn’t be doing with them fancy ordering screens in the Model so I’ve waddled East.

Bit of a coo though at Birdy’s me ducks.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Yiss buh. I saw them bleddy touch screens. That ‘ent rairt buh.

[Bing@badborder @ruby_rubyrogers]

@stamlambert The new Model wooden forks are minuscule, you’ll need at least five. Oh, and you have to order on a touch screen. My world has taken a bit of a battering. Still, chips yesterday were usual belting standard. So there’s that.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

The hiiighlights of the fair buhs.
Although I’ll be teking a trek up the Model and then dairn the medders with a wooden fork. Bleddy glorious.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

The Model is back.
Mid Lent Fair is back.
Big Dan is back.
Daylight is back.

Yisssss Buh!

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

You ‘ent wrong there me ol boody.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Or all of ‘em
Happy Christmas me ol buhs.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Bleddy love a Hot Chocolate when it’s cold airtside, but I ‘ent never had a Luxery one before.
Stoopid ol buhs

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Oooooo yiss ducky

[Mark @MarkSJordan]

@StamfordAFC1896 To the lad who put this on the Stourbridge twitter tonight, I salute you 🫡

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Maarkit day ✅
Foo sweets tonairt for Halloween ✅
Model on its way back buh ✅✅✅✅✅✅

Ya boody

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Stamford ol boy ‘’Ere buh, don’t suppose you know the postcode for St Ives in Cambridgeshire do you me ol boody?’’

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Respect buh. Need one of these dairn the Hong Kong in Sheepmaaarket

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Hoshoryu was gifted a giant soy sauce after becoming Grand Champion 😆

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

‘Ark at you cairnsuller talking French.
A Moos buche is a good ‘un though. You don’t get them up the Hurdler.

[David Taylor @ThisisDaveT]

@stamlambert Bleddy ell buh. That ain’t even starter size. More like as muze booche.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

@GtpFarming ‘Ent sure buh but bet it were 18 pairnd or more.
Boodiful place and bet it tasted boodiful but just needs more taters for my loiking

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

You’ll want a foo more tates to get me there me ducks.
And a bit more bleddy meat wouldn’t go amiss too me ol boody.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Alroite ducky, bring us a punnet of chips next time.

[Alice Loxton @history_alice]

The grave of Daniel Lambert in Stamford

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

That’s another tairn institooshun gone. Lunch buns. Closed dairn.
No doubt in favour of a noo style deli with ‘arf a bap and twoice the prairce.
Bleddy sad.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

Noo picture for me front room.
Missing the old boody on a Satdey afternoon in tairn.

[Daniel Lambert @stamlambert]

I know where I’ll be waddling before the maaaarkit opens tomorrra