Robert California Stan

Season is a Wrap

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

How can men have a loneliness epidemic they’re always fucking chit chatting online with each other. We should be in the woods killing meat, and humping once a month at the meat cooking party with our wives. Anything else is communism.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

When has this type of framing ever worked out anywhere in any line of work. has there ever been a single time

[Mark @marktfulton]

Jayden and Sonny

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Cart for Terry. JD5 has one arm. Our best RB was playing video games on his couch 2 weeks ago. We employ “Mike Sainristil”. Stefon Diggs does pink cocaine. And worst of all, Dan Quinn is our head coach.

[Robert California Stan @stan_california]

#FireQuinn

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

We just had a caller who said he was 1 month sober and yesterday broke him. "Had to go back to the cabinet after that."

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

For the love of god do the Dan Quinn tweet @Commanders

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

What an incredible call by Blough for @Commanders

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who is this menace

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Should have known a start like this would happen after this beauty of a lineup read from Big Bro Dowder

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Beast https://t.co/NYzbIGNVjX

[brynn @BrashardSmithh]

jalen hurts has more tush pushes this season than passes thrown beyond 5 yards and this shit ass throw is one of them

[Robert California Stan @stan_california]

Keep feeding me the disrespect you fucking morons

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

"The winner of this game becomes the front runner and challenger of the Eagles."

—@Foxworth24 on Commanders-Packers

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨NEWS: #Commanders star quarterback Jayden Daniels is wearing a JAPANESE flag on his helmet this season.

Daniels has Japanese heritage as his grandmother is Japanese, and he is is very proud of his heritage.

Jayden is the first Japanese quarterback in #NFL history.

🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

[NBC4 Sports @NBC4Sports]

Laremy Tunsil on Jayden Daniels:

"He's a dawg, I don't know why ya'll keep asking Jayden... I don't know what more ya'll want to see wanna hear, he got it, he really got it... there's no blowing smoke up his a**, like he really got it"

@JPFinlayNBCS

#RaiseHail
#Commanders

[Robert California Stan @stan_california]

Two days in a row of takes worse than a blind man who has never watched ball. @FS1 please fire jason before I rip my eyes out

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

Is Brock Purdy on his way to being the next Tom Brady? 🐐 @jasonrmcintyre

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

When I was first credentialed to attend Redskins camp 26 years ago, Rick Snider was a heavy hitter on the beat. Few people have been as supportive to me in the decades since.

I've sat next to him in the press box at hundreds of games. I borrowed his binoculars so many times that at a December game years ago, he wrapped up a new pair of binoculars for me as a Christmas gift. That was Rick. The worst thing about this season will be sitting next to the seat he should be occupying.

As I wrestle with his sudden passing, the thing I keep coming back to is how much work he put into keeping in touch with people. You heard from him constantly. A DM. A text. Something small.

Recently: A picture of his "Senior SmaTrip" card bragging about getting half-price fares. A picture of the WaWa in Dahlgren as he drove through my home town.

Letting people know that you're thinking about them is such an awesome thing to do. Putting in the work to be a friend is such a wonderful quality. He was so good at that. It's something I'll try to do better moving forward.

The other thing I've thought about is that he gave feedback constantly. Most of the time it was positive but sometimes he would say less comfortable things that he thought you needed to hear. "Be careful about doing..." or "you don't need to be working this much, you've got a wife and kids at home.." Serious stuff.

Rick was a very unique person. Old-school journalist. Took the profession VERY seriously. He would tell you if he thought you screwed up. But he was also more willing to give you roses for the good stuff than pretty much anybody I've met in sports media. I think that's because of how much he loved his industry.

One other thing: On July 28th he told me Jacory Croskey-Merritt was going to be the starting RB for the Commanders this season. Camp had just begun. I thought he was nuts.

Rick was a hard-ass with an unbelievable heart. He loved his family and bragged about his grandkids all the time.

I'm thinking about them tonight. I'm thinking about his long-time media buddies who knew him longer than I did, too.

Hug your people. Give 'em 2 minutes when you can. That's what matters.

[Robert California Stan @stan_california]

The dumbest guy alive has a disgustingly terrible Super Bowl tier prediction take. Shocking.

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

Who can win it all this NFL season?

@jasonrmcintyre lays out his Super Bowl contender tiers.

[Robert California Stan @stan_california]

If the White House is a new entertainment complex let’s do Monster Trucks there and rip up the whole place. The national guard can be the audience and then proceed to pillage the Oval house with horns on their heads.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The White House will be hosting a UFC fight on the South Lawn on July 4, 2026, according to Dana White.

The plans will be finalized later this month, said White who spoke with CBS Mornings.

"It is definitely going to happen... Think about that, the 250th birthday of the United States of America, the UFC will be on the White House South Lawn live on CBS."

"When [Trump] called me and asked me to do it, he said, 'I want Ivanka in the middle of this.'"

"So Ivanka reached out to me, and … I started talking about the possibilities."