Stan Graves

A Stan of all trades & a master of none. Enthusiastic amateur. #dadlife He/Him

[Stan Graves @stan_graves]

@KhanSaba1278 The best solution would be for you to mow his lawn at a time that is better for you.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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@MJC314159 @MatrixMysteries Not having a personal vehicle puts you at a significant disadvantage when marketing your labor to local businesses.

Try it for a month. Park your car. Do all your normal activities without your vehicle.

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@Avabelly__ Justified. My town has an ordinance requiring owners to pick up their dogs poop. You can be fined for walking your dog without having poop bags with you.

Your mat clearly says "Welcome" and it is traditional that people can drop packages on your porch.

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@Kristinartz

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@Kristinartz

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@def_leppar20044 Dire Straits.

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@uscfan981 No one has to walk up a hill to get to school.

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@Rachel_7492 Most of the older greats from Country are underrepresented on “GOAT” lists.

Roy Clark
Chet Atkins
Glen Campbell
Vince Gill
Jerry Reed
Brad Paisley
Keith Urban
Luther Perkins
Merle Travis

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@Avabelly__ If it is going to be over 85F during the day…then mowing can start anytime after sunrise.

If that bothers you, you can always offer to mow for them later in the day.

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@HistorianUSA1 When I was working fast food - there were shift differentials for the late night shift, weekend shifts, and holiday shifts.

No one said that the restaurant can not pay extra for busier shifts.

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@conquertheno Jose Cuervo know what he did AND why I am still mad about it!!!

My own recollection is a bit...fuzzier around the edges.

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@20th_Centurygal That lil old band from Tejas.

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@NasheCeezet_zw Good story...but at some point, I'd have bought a set of clippers and maintained the cut at home.

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@HandyGingerGal @TheJoeySwoll Exactly. I thank my waiter at least half a dozen times.

Take the order.
Bring the drinks.
Refill the drinks.
Bring the food.
Bring the check.
Bring a togo container.

All get a thank you!

[Stan Graves @stan_graves]

@JVMonte2 Boston - Boston
John Denver - Back Home Again
ZZ Top - Tres Hombres

NOTE: Self-imposed, no "Greatest Hits" albums

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@Harriwxu3 That green guard rail is a Finger Pincher 6000.

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@Parkerlawyer Start taking notes, and asking them to spell names...

That'll shut 'em up!!!

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@mrrasmulan The holes are "ground" into the shirt between a belt buckle and the edge of a counter top.

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@JVMonte2 Manic Monday - Bangles

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@markankcorn @Parkerlawyer It’s like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.