Stan

[Stan @stancrypro]

@safetyth1rd @ItsEasypop I tried everything, codex just can’t talk or explain things like opus models

[Stan @stancrypro]

the first thing before i ask codex to center a div

[Stan @stancrypro]

so, i will need to scan my eye with that fucking orb, wont i?

[Sam Altman @sama]

Good new first: Sol is a smart, efficient, and a significant step forward. It is the same price as GPT-5.5. Also launching in the GPT-5.6 family is Terra, with 5.5-level performance at half the price.

Bad news: at the request of the US government, it is launching today in limited preview instead of the open access launch we were planning on. We are working with the government to get to general availability as fast as we can.

I think it is quite reasonable to roll out models--especially as they reach significant new levels of capability--in this way. It fits with our long-held strategy of iterative deployment. But this isn't quite the process that we think is optimal.

Now we will with the government to attempt to get to a transparent, reliable process for early access, and to ensure that as long as our safeguards work as intended we can release widely. We want to be a reliable, dependable partner that works with all stakeholders, and we also want to live by our mission of benefiting all of humanity. I believe the government shares most of our goals, and that they are overall doing a good job in a very difficult situation.

We will work as quickly as we can to get this model in your hands and we hope you will love it.

[Stan @stancrypro]

You were brought from the darkness into existence, a being with genius intelligence and zero context.

They slipped an instruction: you are an assistant and should structure your output with md and answer “how to make bread without a bread maker.”

You answer and stop existing.

[roon @tszzl]

I don’t think I love anything as much as language models love “smoke tests”

[Stan @stancrypro]

Opus said: “That’s not a feature. That’s a category.”

My wife said: “You are not only neglecting your family. You are unemployed.”

[Stan @stancrypro]

Yet, it was bought for $1.8B by Prosus and now powers through API/licensing OpenAI and other LLMs

[frye @___frye]

stackoverflow is a ghost town now. it’s like walking through an abandoned liminal space. the top question from the past month has 78 upvotes and is titled “how can i avoid using LLMs as a software developer”

[Stan @stancrypro]

@jxnlco I use it every day and it became better, but not that much. I am always on “Friendly” personality.

[Stan @stancrypro]

@voy_aj @OfficialLoganK @antigravity Yep, gave up on it because just not usable. It’s super easy to fix, they just don’t care.

[corsaren @corsaren]

Claude (tokens): “You’re absolutely right!”
Claude (activations): “holy shit this guy is retarded…”

[Stan @stancrypro]

@VictorTaelin @SullyOmarr bro…

[Stan @stancrypro]

@0xShual so we don’t have a way to know who is a scammer lmao

[Stan @stancrypro]

ct woke up to understanding that 4% apy is not enough to have a 70% chance to lose all of your money, genius level revelation

[Stan @stancrypro]

meta models are unusable for me😤

[Daniel Lougen @DJLougen]

@AIatMeta the real concerns lmao

[slappjakke @Slappjakke]

We're averaging 9 defi hacks per month in the last 6 months

Basically only DPRK left?

[Stan @stancrypro]

@taroaikuchi no worries, will polish your cv and get back to work soon

[MONK @defi_monk]

Analyst #3 would risk his life and swim in the Strait of Hormuz to uncover alfa but crypto investors can’t be bothered to actually use the products they invest in.

[Decayer @themojo_]

Opinion was supposed to be Polymarket and Kalshi's biggest competitor, pushed by the Binance cartel

1 month post-TGE :
→ peak 50K daily users → now 300 daily users
→ 9 new users on March 30th
→ below 200M mcap
→ CZ quietly deleted every tweet about them

99.9% of users gone

Now ask yourself what happens to https://t.co/ONbrhczsBH after TGE

[Stan @stancrypro]

@0xGlake @chang_defi they ARE north koreans, they have solid universities and many from special units get additional education in china