Standa

Software Engineer, Reality TV Potato

[Standa @standamus]

This is how @Budget treats customers in Prague, Czech Republic. I was charged 400 EUR for this tiny scratch and was told to essentially shut up after filing a complaint. NOT RECOMMENDED #rental #car #prague #carrental #unbelievable #ripoff

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@peres The ppl making decisions bought on the hype of React Native, what can you do? I feel a desperate need of explaining my experiences and pros/cons of react native and why I don’t want to do it anymore every time I get approached by an HR…

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@dominos I can’t believe you guys send this out. It was supposed to be cheese pizza, but it looks more like cancer pizza. Unbelievable #pizza #dominos

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This blind date for Danielle is just sad... #90DayFiance

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He brought condoms, she brought headphones. Perfect relationship, huh Ed? #90DayFiance #90daythesinglelife

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Pretty sure Andrew thinks TLC won’t show us the text messages. What a rookie. #90DayFiance

[90 Day Fiance Threeway Replay @90DFthreeway]

If "RED FLAG" was a person

#90dayfiance #90dayfiancé

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Justin be like: “No pressure, but if we don’t have sex by midnight, my maple carriage will appear and take me back to Canada.” #90DayFiance #90DaySingleLife

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Fernanda at 8pm: “this is the best date of my life”
Fernanda at 8:15pm: “this is the worst date of my life” #90DayFiance #90DaySingleLife

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Mike pushing Natalie to become an illegal immigrant be like #90DayFiance

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It’s sad that among this villain party, Tarik seems like quite the catch #90DayFiance

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When Mike asked for the ring back I honestly thought she would murder him. #90DayFiance

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@Spotify can I reset the AI to just start over? It's so far off it's not even funny.... Discover Weekly has turned to Worst Weekly

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@BCBST is awesome, they take money from my credit card, don't give me any way to sign up on the website, don't give information about when I'll get the cards and the customer service can't connect to a representative. Way to go, assholes. #obamacare #healthcare #blueshield

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@krzyzanowskim Gotta disagree here, Mac OS is still my number one choice as a developer. AirPods Max is just a ridiculously priced product, people buying it have other issues.

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#budget #budgetprague

[Standa @standamus]

This is how @Budget treats customers in Prague, Czech Republic. I was charged 400 EUR for this tiny scratch and was told to essentially shut up after filing a complaint. NOT RECOMMENDED #rental #car #prague #carrental #unbelievable #ripoff

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Yet another reason not to buy one if these overhyped, overpriced toys running on greed https://t.co/zMf2ac0RYo #Tesla #greed

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I kept hearing "Free Market! Everyone can get rich in America" until normal folks exploit that. Ban them, revoke the right to invest in #GameStop, delete negative @RobinhoodApp reviews. Thank you for showing just how rigged the game is. #wallstreetbets

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Define irony, an app named RobinHood (@RobinHoodApp)
is protecting the rich. #GameStop #wallstreetbets

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@briancmoses I remember I picked `vi` by accident to edit a file during a linux installation like 15 years ago. I'm pretty sure I had to reboot as I had no idea how to exit the damn editor

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@nicolarushton I guess it’s a hipster thing to do. I did get a mechanical keyboard when I was in a need of a new keyboard to see what this hype was about and the only difference is that typing is extremely loud.