noah

Always Happy.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Phone lagging and overheating out of nowhere I knew sumn was going on

[noah @standardnoah]

@panerabread not to be dramatic but I’ve never seen a single store that wasn’t out of focaccia

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

please stop vaping just smoke cigarettes I’m begging u

[sophia @charliyuri]

my favorite celebrity moment of 2022 was florence pugh showing up in venice with an aperol spritz halfway through the dwd press conference she couldn’t attend bc she was too busy

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

This is your reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty 327 days ago of child trafficking and not one predator that paid to be on an island with minors has had their name released, their home raided, or been arrested.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

My Therapist: “Hasbhudda doesn’t exist”

Hasbhudda:

[johnny depp daily @johnnydppdaily]

JOHNNY DEPP IN RIHANNA’S SAVAGE X FENTY SHOW

[noah @standardnoah]

What’s unfair is being forced to buy people gifts for the holidays when you ask not to.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Me blowing up the group chat in the morning because i’m always the first to wake up https://t.co/sp3jHwfCmU

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i think about this often

[noah @standardnoah]

I’m starting to think my fun night out is a case of spindrift and comfort movies.

[noah @standardnoah]

I want @nickkroll to be my first ex husband.

[noah @standardnoah]

I don’t eat candy but Halloween gummy brains are the best thing on the planet.

[lamps @layumps]

isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?

[noah @standardnoah]

I just need to pay someone to sell all my clothes on Depop at this point.

[noah @standardnoah]

my favorite thing about fall is coming home after dinner to make a fire and order 6 chocolate lava cakes.

[Target @Target]

everyone else: i love summer, why does it have to end!?

me: 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[noah @standardnoah]

$standardnoah

[Cash App @CashApp]

Pencils down. We’re giving away $125K for #CashAppExtraCredit. One insanely lucky person will win $25K. And we’ll be spreading out the remaining $100K among 600 very fortunate followers. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag for a chance to win.

[noah @standardnoah]

I didn’t take my makeup off two weeks ago after a concert and I’m still paying for it.