Charles Parrish

Ways and Means. Roll Tide. Boldly Go. He/Him/ya’ll

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

Yes commander.

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@Buffalojilll how is the new Zelda? I’m hearing mixed things.

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@GailSimone Actually, Colossus’ skis aluminum foil and underneath? You guessed it, delicious chocolate

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@TimSweeneyEpic @9to5mac @benlovejoy Ha Haw. You pay for Twitter

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@netflix Don’t threaten me.

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@darryn_briggs No, it’s not.

He did not go golfing the day after the shooting.

That was his actual jacket, misspelling included.

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

You can come for Tenacious D over my dead fucking body.

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@Goblinkatie @GailSimone Alright soldier! On your bike! 8x10 color glossies on my desk by close of business.

[TheHuntForTomClancy @HuntClancy]

@Therewillbbooks "dad threw the race, bill. Tom Clancy wrote about it in Clear and Present Danger"

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@Very__Regular @TheWapplehouse I was molded by the Goddess herself to sit in a chair and play with computers all day and I thank Her for it everyday.

[DCU Brief @DCUBrief]

Crews are currently transforming The Cincinnati Union Terminal into The Hall of Justice for 'Superman'!

📸: @Enquirer

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@GailSimone The kids are alright.

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@rachelmillman @offbeatorbit And PATTON OSWALT.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

The payoff is so good I have tears coming out of my eyes rn man 😭😭😭

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

Australian senator: “Tenacious D must be deported immediately”

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Sounds great ChatGPT thanks again for being so smart

[Charles Parrish @standingpolicy]

@Jennyjinx @edzitron Or the Dakotas.

[deadprogrammer @deadprogrammer]

There's a famous painting by Petrov-Vodkin called "Death of a Commisar". As kids in the USSR, to annoy our classmates we'd jump onto someone's back, clasp our hands and keep yelling "save yourself, leave the commissar" while holding on and not letting go.