Did you really think the first ideology you latched onto after casting off youthful indoctrination would be The Perfect Solution?
Did it seriously not occur to you that having been raised on bullshit, you would gravitate to alternatives that were also bullshit??
Tonight we were watching friends (the one with the dirty girl) and when Ross was about to have sex with his new girlfriend, Marcel yelled with delight "they're going to dab on each other!"
Driving past police cars with lights on in front of local bank,
@marcel_wood : "I don't like it when there's bank robberies near where we live"
Me: "because it seems dangerous?"
M: "It's probably not dangerous but it makes traffic worse"
@Noahpinion You're mostly using examples of delicious, but unknown ethnic foods. How about making fun of grown-ups who put ketchup on eggs? Or mayo in guacamole?
Also not sure American phenomenon. Wouldn't japanese kids in 1985 make fun of a kid who brought kraft Mac & cheese for lunch?
I would use @waze more except everytime I do I narrowly avoid an accident with some other wazer driving like a dickbag on some terrible little back alley bullshit road
@bldmovs Mole is delicious. It's from Oaxaca which is a region in southern Mexico. It's a bit like gravy seasoned with chili powder and dark, not sweet, chocolate.