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The Coin Lost In The River Is Found In The River

[The Real Noah Smith 🧨 @latenitenoah]

Did you really think the first ideology you latched onto after casting off youthful indoctrination would be The Perfect Solution?

Did it seriously not occur to you that having been raised on bullshit, you would gravitate to alternatives that were also bullshit??

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Ferry Ride Fox (also my porn name)

[Kyle, a Madson @KyleAMadson]

Your MLB nickname is the last thing you purchased + your fourth-grade teacher’s last name.

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Green Goddess Not A Doctor

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@RaifeNeuman Plotting your murder for sure

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Tonight we were watching friends (the one with the dirty girl) and when Ross was about to have sex with his new girlfriend, Marcel yelled with delight "they're going to dab on each other!"

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@axios I hear they use to call him #cocksoutkavanaugh

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@GSElevator You drink gin and tonics with a straw?

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@atlasobscura Gtfo!

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@bldmovs Be the change you wish to see in the world 🗽

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Driving past police cars with lights on in front of local bank,

@marcel_wood : "I don't like it when there's bank robberies near where we live"

Me: "because it seems dangerous?"

M: "It's probably not dangerous but it makes traffic worse"

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"I'm developing a new system to maximize life satisfaction" - @wtylime #totallynotarobot

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@BradNovotny Somebody tried to play it on a band trip bus. The sound didn't work but 4 or 5 of us knew all the lines so we just recited them.

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@BradNovotny More than a hundred probably.

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@Noahpinion You're mostly using examples of delicious, but unknown ethnic foods. How about making fun of grown-ups who put ketchup on eggs? Or mayo in guacamole?

Also not sure American phenomenon. Wouldn't japanese kids in 1985 make fun of a kid who brought kraft Mac & cheese for lunch?

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@ShutUpAmanda @BarackObama Be good to yourself

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@bldmovs Fantastic pic. Are you the 3b coach?

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@ne0liberal Norm Macdonald

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I would use @waze more except everytime I do I narrowly avoid an accident with some other wazer driving like a dickbag on some terrible little back alley bullshit road

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@bldmovs Mole is delicious. It's from Oaxaca which is a region in southern Mexico. It's a bit like gravy seasoned with chili powder and dark, not sweet, chocolate.

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@OccupyWisdom @trigtrader @DavidBCollum @TheBubbleBubble @MarkYusko @Mnorinsberg @Gold_Failed @dlacalle_IA @StockBoardAsset @yeltb #inflationtruther