🚨🎙️ John Terry Liam Rosenior suspending Enzo Fernandez:
“Listen… I’ve got no problem with players dreaming big, yeah? Everyone respects a big club. But you don’t wear that Chelsea badge, take the armband, and then start flirting in public like that. Not on my watch.”
“Madrid reminds you of home? Good. London should be your home now. This club MADE you a £100 million player.”
“You’re vice-captain, son. Vice-captain. That means when things are bad, you stand up—not start talking about how nice Madrid weather is.”
“You think Didier Drogba was talking about Barcelona when we were losing? Did Frank Lampard start praising Milan mid-season? No. We fixed it. We fought.”
“And let me tell you something—Real Madrid don’t come for players begging in interviews. They come for winners. Leaders.”
“Right now? You’re talking like a tourist, not a captain.”
“So forget Madrid. Forget interviews. Go dominate a midfield, drag Chelsea up the table, and THEN maybe you’ve earned the right to even be in that conversation.”
“Until then… focus on the badge on your chest, not the one you wish you had.”
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
@Liz_Wheeler So, Bondi will be the scapegoat? Truth is, people voted because they thought, wrongly, that Trump would release the names of Epstein’s clients. That was never going to happen, Trumps name is all over that list, Now you are offering Bondi as the fall guy.
Cultists.
MAGA we told you Trump was in Epstein's network, we showed you receipts and we even told you how Epstein and Trump were playing you. After today's cover up are you ready to walk away from the cult? Read this and wake up.
1. https://t.co/zKY1w2kQGR
2. https://t.co/EJ4ZKLSobv
I wondered most of my life how the holocaust could have happened, I could not fathom how people could let it happen. Now, as the American President brags about his new concentration camp and his “Christian” followers cheer him and buy merchandise, I know exactly how it happened.
@owenmgift@ScottCori2@JakeMarsh18 Played the South numerous times. Tight lies everywhere, bump and run into everything. If you are the wrong green tier you are done. Church pew bunkers.
Certainly fun but it’s not the Bluffs!
@owenmgift@ScottCori2@JakeMarsh18 Joking, right? Bluffs in incredible, I play it every year. Crystal Mountain is fun, Betsie isn’t worth it.
Arcadia is opening up The Dozen in July, twelve holes, 6 par threes, six par fours.