Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie

he/he

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Goal for 2021: Be the most jacked guy on the trail

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

When everyone saw "the little birdie" last night

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

@nocoochie Wait til they hear of Linkin Park

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

no nut november is trending again and i would just like to say ... fellas... let's cum. i'm never not cummin again. the run was fun while it lasted but all things must come to an end

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

After 1.5 years at this gym, my rival finally showed up with a female. It’s time to kick it up a notch. (She’s incredibly vanilla and I’m not surprised)

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Based.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I have never had a dream with black people in it

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

My Apple Watch really be out here tracking my HR while I’m pinching off a shit

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Yup.

[Chris Perfett @chrisperfett]

how fucking deflating does that have to be if you're Matthew Stafford and Sean McVay. You're hanging this game, owning them owning and then Dan Campbell just decided "you know what all this shit? Fuck this shit. Ball down your throat. Fuck you."

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Beer shits are exiting rn

[A$AP 干饭人 @apgroyper]

X better have GIGA earnings this quarter for the amount of dogshit mobile game ads I've been getting recently. I got 3 mobile game ads in a row that filled my entire screen/feed.

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Anyone posting for “National Girlfriend Day” is either

A: in the shitter with their relationship

Or

B: 1year> into their relationship

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

*Donald Trump shot and USA needs a new candidate*

Alexander Volkanovski:

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Beer shits are exiting rn

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Real.

[Nelson Nelson @Chosen1Nelson]

Sweet snacks make me want something salty. Salty snacks make me want something sweet. But nothing tastes as good as the barrel of a gun in my mouth

[billiam @BillRatchet]

y’all ever make quick eye contact with a bitch then stare at the ground? type shit

[billiam @BillRatchet]

it’s 4/20 baby national panic attack day it’s time to hit that god damn 8 gram blunt 16 times in a row , get a little freaked out and secretly uber home from the function to jerk off in a pitch black room with 1 airpod in

[Paulo Costa @BorrachinhaMMA]

Modern times Prophet

[Alright 'Mr.Service' Frankie @stanknfrank]

Another gym crush arriving with a man. God DAMNIT.