met a senior engineer who got laid off from Meta
used to make $750k a year
plus every perk imaginable
now he can't afford his $9k/mo condo payment
frantically trying to find a new
he's interviewing to be CTO of every startup in the bay area
all he can get is $80k salary, 0.1% equity, and an air mattress on the floor of the founder's living room
he's not sure if his wife and two kids will be okay living like that
welcome to the tech job market in 2026
just met a startup founder
he's 14 and just moved to sf to build an agentic AI tool
raised a $9 million seed round his first week here
his startup's biggest challenge?
that his mommy finds out where he is, makes him come home, and grounds him for 3 months
i hooked up a rotary phone from the 1920s to an AI agent, that replies on a mechanical display
it’s like a dumbphone without distracting notifications
here’s how i built this w/ @cursor_ai
elon musk is 54 years old and giving out startup advice
bro, if i wanted to hear from an unc i'd call my great-grandpa
i want to learn from guys who are 21 and scaling businesses right now
caught up with a friend from high school
said they're dropping out of college to work on a startup
nice, i said
which area? prediction markets, sports betting, AI deep fakes?
none of those
he wants to build something in the "medical space" to "help" people with diseases
sorry bro, VCs don't care about that anymore
I cut the lunch short and went back to building my gambling social media AI app
got into YC when I was 8
dropped out of Stanford when I was 9
built my first startup when I was 10
got acquired when I was 11
if you're 35+ and still just starting out, it's way too late for you
our company is only 14 days old
we just hit our 14th consecutive day of $0 mrr
most founders can only dream about his kind of consistency
we don't even know what our product does but we're still years ahead of the competition
my startup is growing fast
we need to hire the best
cracked engineer i just met checks all the boxes:
- 21 years old (we don't hire 35 or older)
- is fine to live in my apartment (has to sleep in laundry room)
- willing to be paid with 0.1% equity (will be worth billions)
- only needs $200 a month for food
welcome to the team
met a successful founder
exited for billions
asked him for his keys to success
he told me he was only successful bc he:
- dropped out of stanford
- dropped out of yc
- dropped out of his family to focus on building
cracked