KJ

Employee. Fraud. Also-I was just about to say something. What were we just talking about?

[KJ @stanmoe]

@jason_harris Excellent tweet sir

[KJ @stanmoe]

He’s losing in slow motion, which is the personal hell he’s always had coming.

[KJ @stanmoe]

Yeah no, totally. 2020 is the problem, that makes sense.

[KJ @stanmoe]

I’ve finally reached the point of quarantine when it’s time to unsubscribe from Uber promotional emails.

[KJ @stanmoe]

@Shteyngart WHYYY GODAMMIT WHYYYYYYY. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Mischief @ NFA @mischief_usa]

⚠️ Mischief cannot be held responsible for Google search results under “cockblock” outside of this spot ⚠️ @OkCupid https://t.co/xHSDGXuIaY

[KJ @stanmoe]

America is a really dangerous place not to be a billionaire.

[KJ @stanmoe]

With any luck this will make only like 59 million people vote for him.

[KJ @stanmoe]

Feels like we’re still in the How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days-era of McConaughey’s advertising career

[Mischief @ NFA @mischief_usa]

🐓 🙅‍♀️

Not registering to vote is currently America’s biggest cockblock, according to @OkCupid.

[KJ @stanmoe]

@admadlad @MongoIndustries Thanks so much!

[KJ @stanmoe]

I’d make my kids brush their teeth harder if they weren’t gonna fall out anyway.

[KJ @stanmoe]

@ghip You know it baby

[KJ @stanmoe]

I always thought Star Wars storm troopers were cliche idiot bad shots until this year

[KJ @stanmoe]

@grant_mason Holy shit. How deeply depressing

[Jason Narducy @SplitSingleband]

What lucky sports team is going to the white house today

[KJ @stanmoe]

Even racist pieces of shit can’t stand listening to Donald Trump read the speeches they wrote for him

[KJ @stanmoe]

@KimKardashian Let us give thanks to their benefactors, Ray J and OJ.

[KJ @stanmoe]

Skip intro 2020. FF.

[KJ @stanmoe]

RIP baby names Donald and Karen