Michael Suarez

so not it.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

Genie: You have 3 wishes

Me: Make Nicki Minaj fat

Genie: you still have 3 wishes left.

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

mother bear going nuclear for no reason

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

you just HAD to be there omfg😭

[doxie @doxie_gay]

sitting in the gay clinic waiting room

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

and wtf is he going do if she doesn’t? https://t.co/soeS5scWCD

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

and she meant every word of it

[ReUPs™ @_Re_UPS]

“If You’re Gonna Be a Racist, Don’t Use
ANYTHING invented or created by the Blacks”

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

Khia ripped Nicki Minaj to shreds 😭😭😭

[stuncalis @stuncalis]

me liking every nicki hate tweet about her being a complete dumba$$

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Me directing barbz to the mental hospital instead of the MAGA rally

[kwasi @KlNKYSPICE]

Every single time I see this joyride edit I have to stop and watch it at least 3 times…this is ART

[Michael Suarez @starcat89]

@OklahomaAllen 🤤

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

@PopCrave

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Michael Suarez @starcat89]

@elonmusk is a dumb fuck

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Kathy Griffin has been suspended from Twitter for trolling Elon Musk by changing her profile image and name to Elon Musk and posting a tweet in his voice.

Comedy is now illegal on Twitter.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).

[Michael Suarez @starcat89]

@LenoxHillRadiol is there a reason you told me over and over that I don’t need an appointment for my x-ray even though I walked in today and was immediately told that I do in fact need an appointment?