Starlight ☄️🐺

19 | american, bi, MDNI 🔞 lowkey hate my life rn DMs open!!

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

ask me anything! literally anything x3 https://t.co/uS7cPzRahA

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@pissfoid i go through entire rolls of toilet paper on my desk in a day just for blowing my nose 😭🥀

[🍁SinnyBD🍁 @SinnyBd]

The Costco CEO when DoorDash asked if they can make people pay $5 for the Hot Dog on their Zoom meeting

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@Bisqofff real

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@N3XUS1920 LMAO YES

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

you ever see the huzz of your DREAMS on a dating app and then realize an hour later the chances of them swiping on you back is like basically 0 😭💀

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

i’m sooooo bored rn someone dm a bro

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

guy who makes a big deal out of being right about something but then just goes "oh ok" when he's proven to be wrong

[Sagka @itzsagka]

Speaking CS like a true gentleman over here now 🎩

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@N3XUS1920 felt 🥀

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@pissfoid its so peak

[thijs @cdngdev]

three years ago, 10 minutes before my code access was cut off to on my last day working at Discord, i added this easter egg into the app!

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@N3XUS1920 yo same 😭😭

[Charlie @StyledApe]

I forgot YouTube Shorts livestreams have a cool thing where it’s literally impossible to predict what the next one could possibly be

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

im sooooooooo depressed

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

they nuked twemoji on desktop wtf man

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

@Koi_asm @shinok_46 isn't that what they did?

[Starlight ☄️🐺 @starlightwoof]

i wanna be a famous vtuber's secret bf