Aster

Shmebulock

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

BREAKING: The San Jose Sharks have announced that the team has extended Macklin Celebrini on a 5-year contract carrying an AAV of $18.8M 😯🦈

The contract will make him the NHL's highest-paid player 💰️

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Another one in the win column!

FINAL: #RedSox 4, Athletics 2
#DirtyWater

[Aster @starlourd_]

Watching the episode of Scandal where Fitz gets Kirked

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Lucky No. 13!

FINAL: #RedSox 6, Rays 1
#DirtyWater

[Red Sox @RedSox]

WILYER CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

MAKE IT 11!

FINAL: #RedSox 5, Rays 3
#DirtyWater

[My Chemical Romance Updates 🪰 @MCRupdates1]

Happy birthday to this absolute guitar legend 🥳 @raytoro

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I know this is a brain dead hockey fan take but I still can’t believe, with a goal that size, that there aren’t like 40 goals a game in soccer.

[tumblr @tumblr]

close enough

[avery 🗡️ ieroween @gorebugs]

girl fuck you

[MCR Updates @gwayupdates]

Blood. New clown. #MCRLONDON

[The MCR Archive @The_MCR_Archive]

They are currently playing the LIVE DEBUT of ZERO PERCENT! #MCRLONDON

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Aster @starlourd_]

Does Mitch McConnell have to die for this heat to end?

[Red Sox @RedSox]

JARREN CALLED GAME.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

No Scotland, no party.

Craig Ferguson in the house 🏡

[Hannah Kirkell @h_kirk6]

Brandon Bussi does his best ‘2009 Marc-André Fleury’ impression. Wow.

[John Reed @J_Reed20]

Scotland’s takeover of Boston for the World Cup has been awesome

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

They let a white boy get a lil motion