Dronk

F2P content acquirer in #BrawlStars back to punish bad randoms and take everything Supercell has for free!

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@spaceghost @spaceghostkari She looks like a movie star. Ugh! The A24 vibe plus here's a song that suits her:

🎼"Everybody Here Wants You"
🎙️ Jeff Buckley, May 11, 1998

https://t.co/RpJW0C8mzu

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@HeyItsSinko64 @how_do_i_pdf game recognize game true Sinko for real

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf I can smell the concept but it's difficult to actually hold onto, like when you're in the shower and your fart smells good and you're like, "remember what I said." 'Cept I can't remember I can only smell the concept and it kinda smells like thai food. 🤔

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

he was about to bite back and then he makes the connection, "Ohhhhh, those were *your* beans."

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

forbidden snacks: black beans

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf you want her to keep overthinking so he'll never *stop* donking her, I see you and then because she refuses to stop overthinking dude can't go again yet so he cooks her yakisoba and cleans the house but she still won't stop so he goes Forrest Gump and just runs for a year (?)

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf They... will be the giggolo? 🤔 Seems uncomfortable but I guess I wouldn't be paying ✨them✨ in jellybeans and cold macaroni as the role reversal would suggest.

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf that's quite a compliment to his cybersex abilities

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf @BlueBloodsBlue a pink and tender bean
that rests upon a stick
so furry and pristine
I love her like I'm John Wick
greet me with a lifted paw
while flattened on the dirt
I'll special order just for you
a cool hyena shirt

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf I do this repeatedly at American commercials, tellin' me to "meet our inanimate product" except you're politer (!—that's a word). I tell the ad to shut up and don't tell me what to do.

In 🗾 Japan there are laws for ads that actually protect consumers, aside from the culture!

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

me pampering my gf

[たん@フェレット🦦🌸とラット🐭💮 @fetorigurashi]

ああ〜もう世界一幸せな時間

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf scrambled tofu with facon, black olives, green onion, put it on toast maybe some thick sourdough pan fried in some ferret and every animal friendly butter, mmmmmm and what about making your own orange juice?

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf "anything goes" 🎵

thinking of when I went from "reach level 99 just by making potions" Oblivion to Fallout 3 and it was way more enjoyable for me. That real song predicting the outcome of Fallout's post-apocalyptic world.

Anyway, what's for breakfast? I 💘 banana pancakes

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

GM, just got four legendary starr dronks (drops) from the free code from @brawlstars on Instagram:

https://t.co/9qnKzwCA4A

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

Many things have changed about @BrawlStars and even pros will agree that things got worse, but DynaMike is still a measure of skill, and also one of the best ways to humiliate opponents and make your teammates hate you until you prove them wrong. #brawlstars #replay

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

Jimmy crack corn and got it poppin' 🌽🍿and I don't care because the reason was never given, Pop Secret™️ is how we're livin', I go nuts for doughnuts and show sluts how I spread my legs like I'm waiting for Max, grape frosted pastry straight facts ✨🍇

[I’m Dmadkyd @BiggestBoujee69]

Forget Cracking, I’m trying to be the reason you smile everyday. We still gon’ crack tho 😉

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

Well @how_do_i_pdf will probably be arrested for cornbread possession from winning so many vampire baseball games and also illegally carrying a shockingly cute patoot.

[𝑹𝒊𝒐 ᯓᡣ𐭩 @rioserenity_]

What crime are you most likely to be arrested for?

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

It was always a futile "don't take her for granted" or an implied "wow, if *I* had a girlfriend I would cook breakfast for her and leave love notes under her pillow" like what are you guys doing arguing about chores and bills?

[桜 ♡ @Spamfromk]

Do boys ever give their friends advice like “bro she’s a good girl, you better keep her” 🤔? Just wondering

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf Mostly seagulls and cats

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf Have you Roomba'd? Maybe. Have you Zumba'd? Bet your bottom dollar. Have you wrastled? Without a doubt. Have you hula hooped? You were our last hope. Have you zoinked about? Does a moose have a snout? Have you zoomied? So fast you had to say, "So sue me."

[Dronk @StarrDronks]

@how_do_i_pdf I learned from the best