Sarah

Effortlessly complex, infinitely indecisive, deeply sentimental, increasingly cynical, mostly good-natured...and addicted to collecting!

[Sarah @starry8_]

@thismorning To paraphrase Peep Show, "you're not Glinda, Holly. Stop being Glinda" #thismorning

[Sarah @starry8_]

The judges have one job which is to judge and they render the whole thing pointless by going to the public every time. Never used to? They should lock them in before they give them really #BritainsGotTalent #bgt

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Ahh look at our newborn baby. Now watch us potentially cause the death of the another...cool, got it. #BritainsGotTalent #bgt

[Sarah @starry8_]

So we're acknowledging that there's no point in hearing from the judges then? 🤣 #BritainsGotTalent #bgt

[Sarah @starry8_]

@SamK_1510 Yes. Welcome to the internet. There are all sorts of opinions here, you're gonna love it.

[Sarah @starry8_]

Clearly hasn't changed your life enough if you're back, taking someone else's bite at the cherry🙄 #BritainsGotTalent #bgt

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Omg throw out the wailing banshee in the crowd. It's ridiculous #BritainsGotTalent

[Sarah @starry8_]

Unbeatable? I fucking hope not #BritainsGotTalent

[Sarah @starry8_]

How many are going to claim they want to invent post its? #TheApprentice2023

[Sarah @starry8_]

Wow now imagine if the roles were reversed and the woman was pouring her heart out to coldness from a man only interested in his need for sex 🙄 #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Sarah @starry8_]

@RecruitmentCopy Poor Judy...

[Sarah @starry8_]

Also did I miss this entire thing they're talking about happening? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #Corrie

[Sarah @starry8_]

I'm sorry is...is everyone realising...that Summer is a total twatbag?! I... I daren't begin to hope! #Corrie

[Sarah @starry8_]

@GreenGiraffe22 Yeah what point was he trying to make? It was very confusing 🤣

[Sarah @starry8_]

Omg legit biggest thug of them all has a problem with violence #Corrie

[Sarah @starry8_]

Said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck off Gary you big fucking hypocrite #corrie

[Sarah @starry8_]

@Lucebuce08 Right?! The only thing higher are my hopes every time they nearly kill him off or get him jailed. One day...

[Sarah @starry8_]

Oh do get lost Gary all holier then thou all of a sudden #corrie

[Sarah @starry8_]

@keith_fit Omg thanks for the reminder. That was incredible 😂

[Sarah @starry8_]

#corrie what was THAT? 🤣🤣🤣