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[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

He literally wakes up everyday and does the coolest thing ever.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I support sending Jake Paul to the front lines.

[Kutlo 👷 @kletlape]

Highest form of love is CONSIDERATION❤️❤️❤️

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while I was little spoon that I accidentally blew both of my wife's legs clean off and now shes a double amputee

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

this is the kind of image I never imagined could be real but here we all are living our one life together in this reality

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

should i just kill myself

[LicenseFreeButtRock @rogue_wallaby]

Sure go ahead, 'abolish police'. Tell me then, who is gonna solve 2% of crimes, shoot your pets, give you a seat belt ticket or flock stalk you hmmm?

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[GSU @GsuGrinding]

The entire clip is funny, but “on either side of it” might be the most unintentionally funny thing ever said in the U.S. Senate.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

how it started how it ended

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

woke up feeling SO anxious. pretty sure doomscrolling about AI & binging 9/11 stories will help

[MeltZero(29/100) @MeltZero_]

any updates?

[k ✦ @knmmmmmmmmm]

You can’t “we the people” your way out of a mayor with a 70% approval rating lmfao like just say you’re racist

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Rudy Giuliani publicly told Zohran Mamdani that it is “inappropriate” for Zohran to go to the 9/11 memorial.

On the next day, Mamdani released 170,000+ pages of documents exposing that Giuliani’s administration lied to the public, because they knew about the toxic air after 9/11, all to get people back to work.

This is the biggest political check mate of our time I fear…

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The craziest thing is that Charlie Kirk said there was an acceptable level of gun deaths to keep the second amendment and then he proved it

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

[𝄞 yvette ! @Iucypearl]

anyone remember this