tessa.

Taurus ☉ Aquarius ☾ Gemini ↑

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how many personalities does miranda otto even have

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@ariestess69 sobbing in an albertsons 😭

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@pagetpaget @criminalminds @BravoTopChef @HighclereCastle she's one of us 🤗

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@pagetpaget @LoveisBlindShow i'm on my way rn to girls night with two bags of ice to get caught up on the new eps

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@pagetpaget @LoveisBlindShow right? now i only cheat at monopoly

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@pagetpaget @criminalminds @LoveisBlindShow the brits just do it differently 🤩

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@ScreakyKakes honestly it's where i belong

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not me tossing my phone out the same hand the trash bag was in and having to go full dumpster diving at 10pm

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@prentissemuhlee @pagetpaget @loviinglypaget oh yes and we shan't forget the entirely lovely eleanor parker as the baroness. honestly the entire top billed cast is 🤌🏼

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@pagetpaget @loviinglypaget ahh, julie andrews, my gay awakening. tsom has been my favorite since i was like five

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@_slowdownsugar omg now i'm bawling y u gotta do this when the moon is in pisces jeff

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@prsntiss the disrespeCT

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"omg jar jar binks i am obSESSED"
"it's because he looks like steve buscemi"
"ok you're dumb but you're right"

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@pagetpaget this is giving "i want to play a game" and im here for it 😍

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"we need shots. we're celebrating."
"what are we celebrating?"
"it's tuesday."

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@pagetpaget ma'am you are also hoo boy did you know

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@pagetpaget i love that i can contribute to the paget mom wine slush fund 🤑

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@ScreakyKakes

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@pagetpaget not you outing the sound guy 😂😭

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@pagetpaget looking respectfully 👀