Paul Youngson

Dons, Whisky, Export. That order.

[Sandy Fae Foggie 🪲 @FaeFoggie]

Fit like Loons & Quines? Fa wints a free sark?
I've been deein a thing & makkin a website that looks likes ceefaxes wee brother. Afore it gings live, gi this tweet a wee like & share & I'll di a draw live neist wikk..
#teeuchter #aberdeen #northeast #countryloon

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Can't believe that we are still in a union with a country that calls juice 'fizzy pop'

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@dlumsden Douglas, do you spend all of the bribe money you receive from developers desecrating our city centre on cocaine or do you save some of it for a rainy day?

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People from the arts should consider retraining as someone married into a family of billionaires

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@BrewDogJames @NicolaSturgeon Are the crazy punks from TSG Consumer Partners also invited to this shindig?

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@FraserCurrie4 Folk spouting about Glasgow evading punishment because it's some sort of hotbed of the indy movement. Yes that famous SNP stronghold of... [checks notes]...Ibrox Park.

I'd guess these crypto Huns have spunked out their collective brain cells shagging union jacks and spitfires

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@ChrisMusson Simmer doon Wellend

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@BrewDogJames @MusicStoo @BrewDog Hypocrisy, roars Tory-voting Tory of a Tory beer cult

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Tragically, our next door neighbour took his own life in 1988. Per Twitter logic, I think this means that COVID-19 is just the flu and that Nicola Sturgeon is picking on Aberdeen

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@IndigoFast Did he go to Bovine University?

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@martyngnr @EddieSideburns It's worse. The defence can touch it at any point. They don't have to wait for it to go 10 yards.

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@Rachael2Win Rattled

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@air_ingy @NinetynineYards @ScotlandNFL Washington? Alex Smith on a big salary and it'd still be a miracle if he plays again. Haskins is on a rookie deal but it would be an understatement to say that the jury is still out on him

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Imagine the hot takes we'll get from @ianbrown if he manages to evolve into a human

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@Effiedeans I'm sorry that reading is difficult for you

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@AndrewBowie_MP Please add 'grass' to the list, you absolute baby

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@UKMetsOnline Think we all have an excuse now

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@Mets Pathetic. Resign from the league and fold the team, this has gone on long enough.

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@UKMetsOnline Utterly pathetic. Can someone please cancel baseball

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@Alliance4Unity @GayatriGalloway Can't believe they are spending public money on Nutella. Surely cheaper supermarket own brands are available